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[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 6 hours ago

When all you have is a knife, every problem looks like a wine bottle cork that you should have tried removing using a proper corkscrew first instead of playing mac gyver to impress the room

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 6 hours ago

maslow's mall ninja

[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I have a tiny Leatherman and use it all the time

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

If I ain't got a pocket knife on me, you need to tell me to go back in the house and put my pants on....

But I'm old and I grew up on a farm and everyone carried a pocket knife. It's a tool just like any other tool. In fact, it's human's second oldest tool, right after the basic rock. I highly recommend getting one for yourself. A Victorinox Classic is a great EDC. You might not use the little 1"/25mm blade very often, but that nail file and scissors are fantastic to have. And the Classic comes in many handle colors and can hang on your keychain until needed. In fact I highly recommend any Victorinox tool. It might be the greatest urban survival tool ever invented. And Vic's are always acceptable carry in nearly every social situation. People never seem threatened by them.

These days I don't use my pocket knife as much as I used to. But I still carry one every day and it some how feels wrong if I don't. And it's there waiting and ready for when I do need it.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

I used to have a knife with me most of the time as a kid. It was cool and useful.

But when I had to store it in security when in festival I more often had to remember to not forget about it than I used it.

[-] gnu@lemmy.zip 40 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

People without pocket knives when they want to get into a box:

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 6 hours ago

My mom opens chip bags like she's a wrestler ripping their shirt off for the crowd.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

I made this for opening boxes.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I miss doing iaido. I still have my practice sword though, that shit was expensive

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 day ago

people without pocket knives when they need to cut something ☞ help

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

My family always gives me shit for always having my Gerber on my belt, until it's Christmas morning or any of the other times someone needs a knife or pliers.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 23 hours ago

Your family Christmas morning sounds vicious. You should try getting everyone to sit down and have the youngest child hand the presents out one at a time.

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I keep a tiny 1" knife on my keychain. It's incredibly handy, unless I forget to take it off when going through airport security...

[-] lemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Can you not fly with it? In Europe, you can, the limit is 5 or 6 cm of blade. I regularly fly with mine.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Nope, but they recently loosened the rules so you can bring nail trimmers again.

[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

If it's sharp or pointy at all you have to check it in the US. I almost got my nice multibit screwdriver confiscated because it was almost too long.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Romulon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I'm also insufferable.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

It's part of the experience.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

Lol, it's literally why they're carried in a lot of cases.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

One time I brought a watermelon to a picnic so that I could show off my fancy butterfly knife and I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to wrap my hand in duct tape to stop the bleeding while someone else distracted the children. Worth it.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Something similar happened to me the first ... And last ... Time I used a mandoline.

mandoline

[-] wake@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

What's hilarious about this pic is the thing you're supposed to be using to keep your hands safe is sitting off to the side

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's true! That was the one included safety device I used right before cutting off my finger tip.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's an initiation rite, not a measurement of personal failure.

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Tbf with many mandolins those things are utter garbage especially if you need to go fast, not waste 20% of your food, and aren’t into dulling the blades when you slam metal prongs into them which is 40% of why you never see professional chefs use the guard in videos (the other 60% being “I’m a super cool chef” bullshit which is why they also never wear the protective gloves either

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

that's what the cowboy hat is for

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Happened to my mother. She sliced her palm very badly, sibling had to take her to emergency care.

Sibling got me metal slicing gloves when they got me my mandolin lmfao

This is the only reason I own a pair of cut resistant gloves. Makes the mandoline actually a useful and safe kitchen tool.

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[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I have this thing for a reason!

[-] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

You can clean them. You can technically disassemble them but it involves preening over pins and whatnot. It's a hassle. A good soak in warm soapy water and a scrub with an old toothbrush can do wonders. If it's seized by rust WD-40 is your friend.

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Mine has been rusted shut for ages. I wish you could disassemble and clean them

[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I think threeme was supposed to respond to you but replied to the parent comment

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, wouldn't have seen it without your message

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

The Cybertool really is the best of the Victorinox knives. Unfortunately, I lost mine 😢.

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago

My condolences

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 20 hours ago

"everyday carry" people fantasy: the lights went out but we have to open that box and sign this form. We're doomed!! Who can save us!?!

reality: I guess I will just do it later.

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 14 hours ago

Real reality: I've got a torch on my phone, that light is never getting fixed

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Reality is the box can be opened by hand, everyone in the room has a flashlight on their phone and the form can now be esigned on a phone.

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