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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 70 points 2 days ago

isn't this what it used to be called?

seems like another reboot. why not an upgrade? Department of Extermination Overkill

[-] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

Israhell Defense Force

since it does more of that than the IOF does

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Peace through strength

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Yk what, the mask coming off isn't the worst thing in the world. It was always the department of war after all

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 71 points 2 days ago

He is so good at saying the quiet part out loud

[-] stupid_asshole69@hexbear.net 52 points 2 days ago

100% support this change.

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 61 points 2 days ago

Always said Trump was the naked expression of US-Imperialism. He doesn't bother dressing up US Empire, with "human rights" and "Democracy".

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

It's kind of interesting that for all that libs reference 1984 when talking about Trump, calling it the "Department of Defense" was Orwellian in a literal sense, and this change is very anti-Orwellian. I've long grown past Orwell's work, but both his essays and 1984 extemporize on the way governments use language to obscure the true intentions of their actions and mangle the ability of the populace to understand or describe what they're seeing. As such, all the governmental departments in 1984 do the opposite of what they say they are: the Ministry of Truth systematically lies to people, the Ministry of Peace makes war, etc.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Trump: War is war. Freedom is freedom. Ignorance is ignorance.

Libs who don't even read their own canon of fictional works: This is just like 1984.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

When is he going to replace USAID with USAIL

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Kinda crazy how a work whose core message is about how language can be weapbonised to make certain ideas impossible to express has had its symbols weaponised by the ruling hegemony to stamp out competing ideas.

The way the cultural hegemony assimilates counter-cultural works proves more than anything that the superstructure is built upon the base. So long as the capitalists control the means of communication, real rebellion against their ideas can only be temporary.

[-] RinseChessBacked@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 days ago

I already find the Department of Defense to be very offensive.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is so predictable, libs will act like this is beyond ~~reproach~~ the pale, authoritarian, and that no previous, respectable presidents would do this. Leftists will then point out that the DoD was call the Department of War until 1949, and the libs will then “ah well nevertheless.”

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

Then when a liberal wins back office, they will waffle on changing it but some minor admin or procedural rule will 'prevent' them from doing anything

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

senate parmesantarian said no liberalism

[-] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

beyond reproach

I'm not sure this is what you're intending to say, it would mean they thought it couldn't be criticized. beyond the pale?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Yeah that makes sense, me no English good

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago

You don't have to hand it to him but yknow.

also itll waste millions on stationary and shit lol

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

TBF that shit gets changed all the time anyway whenever there’s a department reorganization or new top brass gets hired/promoted.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

if I said what he should be handed I would get a visit from sunglass-wearing mormons with bad haircuts

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Lathing Trump changing the names of random federal departments every month

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

This was literally something proposed by Mike Gravel in 2020 lol

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Damn I wonder what the Gravel boys are up to?

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

One of them is Dylan Burns who's a liberal imperialist and a zionist

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

masking off as its own reward

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

President Harry Truman pushed for different branches of service to be combined into a single Department of National Defense in 1947, telling Congress the move was necessary to "cut costs and at the same time enhance our national security."

Emphasis mine.

This is somehow the funniest part of the article for me. The bourgeois obsession of cost-cuttinf is as old as the bourgeoise themselves.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

the bourgeois obsession with talking about cost cutting while grifting the government even harder, you mean

[-] Soot@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

Literally the opposite of 1984 - War is now war again!

19numberwang

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

lol. DoW not to be confused with Dow Jones. Oh wait

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Should be the dept of offense. DoO

Offensive War Organization: OWO

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Unit of War Undertakings UWU

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Notices your natural resources

OWO: What's this?

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Can we replace "Human Resources" with "Personell" too?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

nothing personnel, kid

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

No, humans are resources to be exploited. Human capital stock

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

The company I work for changed the department's name to People capitalist-woke

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Lol my employer calls the department "People Experience", or PX (a riff on UX).

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Meat cogs :D

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

So other than the name, there's literally no change.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anybody remember the name of that obscure German political party from the early 20th century? The one everyone compares shit to?

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Is this because the department of defense is DoD and he wants to change the acronym to DOW because his brain literally can't comprehend anything beyond money?

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