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lmfao

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

geordi-no Delta Force

geordi-yes G-force

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

Imagining dude doing a drift across the lawn on a cornucopia of uppers and downers, feeling like God until he rolled it and obliterated his rib cage.

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

I rolled a snowmobile on myself doing basically that (teenaged fool - not under the influence) and can attest that was basically how it went lmao

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

1000-ways-to-die ass death lmao

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

It's not a "1000-ways-to-die" death because it doesn't say he had a boner.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Doesn't say he didn't though.

[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Am I the only one who subjected themself to Final Destination: Bloodlines?

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

"Oh a Delta Force vet died"

"Must've been something really dangerous, they're supposed to be more elite than the Rangers or Seals"

"Says it was a riding lawnmower accident in Alabama"

"...so someone ran him over w-"

"He rolled it onto himself"

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I'm an adult and a pro I can ride my lawnmower on an incline if I want it's a free country

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

gayroller-2000

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

How in the hell do you roll a riding mower?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

But yeah was probably on a hill.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

This book was the wildest read I've had since Chaos.

[-] isame@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Imagine presumably surviving combat for years to be taken out by a fucking lawnmower.

That's like I swear I will never die in a bathroom. Especially now that I'm sober.

Anyway, support to comrade lawnmower.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

officer-down

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Owned

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

data-laughing

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Lmao it's the lamest way I've heard cag guys get merc'd

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

extremely critical support to riding lawn mowers

all gas-powered landscaping equipment should be fired into the sun qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

:grillman-speen:

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did you buy the book? I was trying to find a free epub/pdf link unsuccessfully

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

zlib had it day one

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

thanks my fault for not using yandex to search for it

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

If you still cant find it for whatever reason ill upload it stalin-approval

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Got it now thanks

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

This dudes final moments ๐Ÿ‘†

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Why is the Navy stationing a cryptologist on the ground in Syria? And then getting bombed... Friendly fire?

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Should have gotten the tactical model

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