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[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago

I don't think Peter "bloodboy" Thiel has ever been happy.

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

No no no, blood boy is Bryan Johnson's son.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Thiel having a blood boy has been a thing since before anyone knew who Bryan Johnson was. He's the original "Guy who has a blood boy"

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago

How can someone so rich look so much like shit all the time? He's got to have a personal doctor, nutritionist, trainer, etc. How does he always look like he's about to drop dead?

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

The fact that there are not extensive conspiracy theories about this guy's appearance is really testament to the power of the ruling class narrative control. When you look like this, the burden of proof should be on you to prove you aren't a reptile alien in disguise.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Same as elongated muskrat. Dude looks like a Dr Who character.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

It's like in videogames when you choose the evil path often your character starts looking more horrid to reflect your evil choices.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Isn't he the "young blood transfusion" guy? cause then i would say his chosen solutions to whatever he thinks his problem is vastly contribute to the fact he looks like this.

[-] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

there's another guy on twitter who popularizes it with his bloodson, but yeah

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Yep thats him

[-] Comrade_Cat@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Industrial quantities of amphetamines.

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[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

He looks like a practical effect. Homie is just moist

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[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago

"surveillancephobic" got me like 😡

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ikr? the tweet is tongue-in-cheek but it made me so angry cuz i feel like imma see it being used unironically tomorrow

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Half the dipshits on reddit are probably already using it to make fun of libre types.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

do NOT let The Atlantic or NYT see this post

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

I'd like to buy one of the authentic LOTR movie swords and push it through Peter Thiel's eye sockets. Then say some shit like avada kadavra.

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Anduril broken in half, one half each :D

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

The tips meet in the middle, it's a date crush

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Give the swords to a trans woman, have her say "I am no man!" as she cuts his head off.

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

I like where you're going with this. If I couldn't get the sword I'd even be satisfied with just 2 smeagol action figures, shoving them into his eye sockets and yelling "Preciousssss!"

[-] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

his appearance and demeanor are legitimately terrifying

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

He's like the real life personification of a comic book villain.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

In the early 1900's, a popular for fix the symptoms of aging was directly implanting animal testicles. Not saying that's what Thiel's currently doing, but whatever he is doing seems to be working just as well.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago
[-] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 3 months ago

Straight up randomly in the abdomen, iirc.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

How the hell did I miss that. I've never heard of this before.

[-] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 months ago

This guy is an absolute trip:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley

Just super passionate about putting animal parts in people.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Occupation(s) | radio pioneer, charlatan

That's a hell of a career choice

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

He was one of the early adopters of using radio to drum up business. When the US started cracking down, he went over to Mexico and developed high-powered "border blasters" that could reach the US.

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[-] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't for the medical malpractice, I'd find him oddly inspirational.

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[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

i just read about this dude Voronoff who got rich graftin monkey testicles onto the testes of hundreds of men

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Don't you die of sepsis if someone does that to you?

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

i only read the wiki that i linked, it didn't mention deaths; it does say the procedure involved very thin slices of monkey testes that were apparently absorbed when grafted. 🤷

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

ah. I thought whole-ass balls. I think if it's small, then your body can deal with it.

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[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Freedomcel is what I'm calling libertarians now

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

This man needs luigi-dance

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

he looks unwell, like to a villainous extent

[-] Jabril@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Peter Thiel, self proclaimed expert on the antichrist who does private lectures on the subject, looking like a literal necromancer lich whose "disguise self: human" spell is wearing off

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[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

Dude looks like a lizard person perpetually trying to escape its human shell.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

It's impossible to see anything but the word "villain" when I see Peter Thiel.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 3 months ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Bad batch of adrenochrome I assume

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 months ago

smh even that is laced with fentanyl these days

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

When one of faithful refuses your mark

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

The reason he looks unearthly is because his face is trying to be 56, but he is trying to force it to look like a fit 35. Let yourself age bruh, then your skull won't look like it is trying to escape through your face.

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Literal actual vampire Peter Thiel

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