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[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @no_goblins. The tweet says: "Ladies if you go to a man's house and the only games he has are COD and 2k DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM! You deserve someone who plays open world RPGs".]

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[-] Hond@piefed.social 76 points 3 days ago

I killed several really well going conversations in the past by mentioning that one of my hobbies is to play racing games with my plastic toywheel.

Like dont get wrong i'm fully aware that its not a sexy hobby. But if thats enough to tank an otherwise well going conversation for you then i'm not interested either way.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Calling it a plastic toywheel probably doesn't help lol

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

racing sims are a sexy hobby, that shit ain't cheap up front and also it's legitimately a good experience

oh I'm sorry I have a hobby that doesn't require ongoing expenses, takes up little space, and feeds me adrenaline. you're right that if that is enough to tank a convo then byeee

of all the things to be a dealbreaker, playing video games is.. lol. not the kind of person you want to be around. odds are they watch brainrot tiktok and reality TV, right?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

laughs in plane simulator setup

...

IF I HAD ONE!!!

[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

racing sims

oh I’m sorry I have a hobby that doesn’t require ongoing expenses

Sim racing is one of the most expensive video game related hobbies out there.

Ask me how I know.🤣 Jokes aside though, if you're not competing in iRacing and you're happy with a decent but entry-level/intermediate wheel its not so bad. It's not hard to blow 10k real fast if you want to though!

[-] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Sure, but even so: that hardware isn't going to be obsolete or wear out for a long time.

Compared with going to a concert that can be $10K for 2 people to attend a single show.

[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 25 points 3 days ago

I have to wonder if they'd be more interested if you'd said you fly a space ship with a HOTAS (as in Elite Dangerous).

„I like playing with my stick“

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago

yeah yeah we all do, pancake, but you need more things to talk about on a date!

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 2 days ago

does it have pedals and stuff like an arcade

[-] dil@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Talk to them about vr and theyll want to come over and try it usually

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 days ago

If he has Disco Elysium ask him who his favorite character is to gauge whether he is marriage material.

(Hint: The right answer is Kim.)

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago

"Measurehead. Also, hold on while I get my calipers."

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago

Who's your BG3 baddie

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 7 points 3 days ago

What if I answer The Noid?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 3 days ago

Multiplayer competitive games are a huge red flag for everyone.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Cue some LoL tryhard bragging about being diamond for 5 consecutive seasons or something

[-] cyborganism@piefed.ca 34 points 3 days ago

Man... I know SO MANY GUYS who would get butthurt by this post. Hahahahahahaha

Bunch of basic bros.

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[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago

COD is a roleplaying game! I roleplay as a stormtrooper that can’t hit shit! I’m pretty good at it

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ewww open world. That's as basic as it gets.

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

At this point I’d rather play CoD than ubislop assassins creed 43 here we go assassinating again

[-] Surenho@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 1 & 2: 👌🏻

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 14 points 3 days ago
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[-] JaymesRS@piefed.world 12 points 3 days ago

That’s why I still leave up the OG RuneScape login page on my monitor.

[-] mohab@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

I only sleep with The Wonderful 101 fans 😎

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[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago

(also don't date guys that seem to play certain games performatively like they saw this post and went out to match it) (a friend dated a guy that brought a modded gameboy to social functions and played it sometimes but he never really talked about gaming and i'm pretty sure the gameboy was more about the aesthetic for him than actually playing games)

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

This isn't always the case obviously, but this can be a neurodivergent coping mechanism. As someone with high social anxiety, having something I can focus on outside the social aspect for a small period can do wonders

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago

You know why she's not sleeping with Silksong players right

[-] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

Because they're too busy playing it? 😅

[-] Cyv_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

While I get the stereotype you're talking about, I feel like this is a bit mean. Idk. Maybe I'm a bit biased because my stepbrother is basically a halo only type of gamer, but he's also a decent human being.

Similarly I'm not gonna shit on my old roommate, who basically only played the sims.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hate the Sims cause my sims always end up living a better life than me.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Getting paid after every work day, never having to work overtime, having random friends is a must-have for promotions, which also come easy, house and furniture are always clean.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago

Promotions are easy to come by, can swap jobs without any difficulty, and the only thing you have to worry about is the pool ladder mysteriously disappearing while you are swimming.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Your stepbrother's judgement depends on which Halo he plays, he still has a chance

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[-] who@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What is 2k, other than a game publisher?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I figured it meant like all the sports games with 2K in the title like NBA 2K6 or NHL 2K6 and their modern iterarions (e.g. NBA 2K25)

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Ah, so FIFA but for Americans?

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[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

My most played games are Civilization 1 - 7 and XCom games and they are published by 2K. I didn't know that I am somehow inferior to someone playing RPGs.

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