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Bad news: They're still gonna need you to come into work on Wednesday.

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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

First day of fall so you know what that means, Jesus is a PSL lover. Wow, problematic sweetie.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

the-republican "Heesus" huh?? deport him!

cop i have ocularilly patted down the perp and will advance tactically to a kinetic situation flicks off bodycam

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t wait for Jesus to get back I’m gonna teach him all the cool new words and phrases we’ve created since he left. Words like “cowabunga” and phrases like “holy frijoles” and “talk to the hand.”

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Time to join up with the Antichrist!

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

You think it will see the edgy satanic stickers on my hardhat and give me the day off?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno

I just want a demon or two and this seems like my best option

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

that would be cool as shit

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

They'll probably make you a sacrifice to the deity

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

At least i won't have to work

[-] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

thats good and bad, but whats the news?

[-] Helios44@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

NOOOOO I had so much life to give

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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