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i just thought having newsom on as his first guest is the funniest most libpilled thing ever.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

Newsome is 100% going to be the next president and I hate it so incredibly much. He's basically just BIll Clinton 2.0

[-] whiskers165@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

He could easily end up like Jeb! in 2028

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

He's pretty well spoken so I doubt it. Could end up more like Beto though. I really don't know who else is on the rise or who else the media is gonna push, they're pushing Newsome hard. If I had to pick anyone that I wish they would (realistically) push it would be Pritzker but he'd never win on the federal stage so

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

But don’t these early appointees usually burn out by the time the election cycle starts?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here's hoping but the DNC has just gotten more blatent about openly rigging the primaries so if they want Newsom then that's who they'll get

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I dunno how much more open they could get after having a primary for Biden, not letting anyone participate, and then just picking Harris anyway

[-] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

The California Royal Family finally ascends to the Federal throne. Shout out to extended family member, harpist Joanna Newsom

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Slightly less of a complete fucking catastrophe as the Mormon ending but still one of the bad endings

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

One of my top 3 artists is related to the antichrist.

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

he will be the competent fascist

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

No way he wins.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

He's gonna suggest killing homeless people, compassionately.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As funny as citing The Onion is when it's ever relevant to use to someone acting in bad faith, can we compile a list of sources about Newsom hating homeless people when libs ask in good faith?

So far my top two sources are this AP article and this Tweet but I'm sure I'm missing some better ones

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Also a transphobic piece of shit, but yeah, I usually just grab one of the many pics of him throwing houseless folks' stuff away.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago
[-] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is having an intern post memes on twitter. Sorry bud.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

us people are probably mighty curious about that epstein thing too.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Involving Newsom just screams to me "this was all fake from the beginning they just "fired" him so they'd bring him back to boost newsom off of it"

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

negative liberals, liberals everywhere

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

They'd have GWAR on as their musical guest if they weren't fucking cowards.

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, we are actually going to witness Peak Smug.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

God dammit we are getting a third term

Scratch that Yankees are getting a third term I'm getting the fuck out

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

wow democracy is saved!!!

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Genuinely thought this was edited at first. But of course this loser would gladly welcome this POS

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

This is proof that the system really works

Comrades, can I be real for a second? Velveeta Voldemort is funny. They're cooking with that one. Thoughts?

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

His second first guest is gonna be Charlie’s BFF, very cool.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I'd watch it for the masochism.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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