Newsome is 100% going to be the next president and I hate it so incredibly much. He's basically just BIll Clinton 2.0
He could easily end up like Jeb! in 2028
He's pretty well spoken so I doubt it. Could end up more like Beto though. I really don't know who else is on the rise or who else the media is gonna push, they're pushing Newsome hard. If I had to pick anyone that I wish they would (realistically) push it would be Pritzker but he'd never win on the federal stage so
But don’t these early appointees usually burn out by the time the election cycle starts?
Here's hoping but the DNC has just gotten more blatent about openly rigging the primaries so if they want Newsom then that's who they'll get
I dunno how much more open they could get after having a primary for Biden, not letting anyone participate, and then just picking Harris anyway
The California Royal Family finally ascends to the Federal throne. Shout out to extended family member, harpist Joanna Newsom
Slightly less of a complete fucking catastrophe as the Mormon ending but still one of the bad endings
One of my top 3 artists is related to the antichrist.
he will be the competent fascist
No way he wins.
He's gonna suggest killing homeless people, compassionately.
As funny as citing The Onion is when it's ever relevant to use to someone acting in bad faith, can we compile a list of sources about Newsom hating homeless people when libs ask in good faith?
So far my top two sources are this AP article and this Tweet but I'm sure I'm missing some better ones
Also a transphobic piece of shit, but yeah, I usually just grab one of the many pics of him throwing houseless folks' stuff away.
healthcare pls
Best I can do is having an intern post memes on twitter. Sorry bud.
us people are probably mighty curious about that epstein thing too.
Involving Newsom just screams to me "this was all fake from the beginning they just "fired" him so they'd bring him back to boost newsom off of it"
liberals, liberals everywhere
They'd have GWAR on as their musical guest if they weren't fucking cowards.
Holy shit, we are actually going to witness Peak Smug.
God dammit we are getting a third term
Scratch that Yankees are getting a third term I'm getting the fuck out
wow democracy is saved!!!
Genuinely thought this was edited at first. But of course this loser would gladly welcome this POS
This is proof that the system really works
Comrades, can I be real for a second? Velveeta Voldemort is funny. They're cooking with that one. Thoughts?
His second first guest is gonna be Charlie’s BFF, very cool.
I'd watch it for the masochism.
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