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my greatest contribution to hexbear is when i press 'cancel' instead of 'post'
Same. In fact this reply barely made the cut.
I submitted the original :beanis: emoji
You gave birth to the beanis
truly the miracle of life, our dear blessed beanis
Hallowed bean thy name
I've submitted beanis-salute a couple of times and I'm still waiting full of hope.
Thank you for submitting the OGB
:beanis-salute:
Mine is this one 
ooo thats a great one
one of my absolute faves 07
Instant classic
is probably my fave that I submitted
ooo that one has been around as long as I have I think, love it. Stone cold classic.
ngl I'm still a little disappointed :soviet-sicko: didn't get picked up
congratulating newborns is clearly in violation of the volcel pledge
if at first you don't succeed (1905) try try again (1917)
My greatest contribution to Hexbear lore is probably the rock stacking struggle session. It was never meant to be controversial, I did genuinely mean that.
I've got:
(the stalin arm out one with a gun was the original, but I made the spoon half
and prob a few more that I forgot about
Emotes I requested and think deserve emoji status but got overlooked:
:maduro-L: 
:lula-drip: 
:L-ula: 
those are bangers. I love the Maduro L
I feel strongly about the Maduro L
lula-drip has powerful energy, we need that
I've got
Got bored during covid lockdowns and was playing with GIMP lol
I think the only contribution I have is when I said the only political thing Americans care about is not being called gay and it got made into a tagline
Mine was that time everyone was doing a peepee and I decided to do a poopoo.
Legends aren’t born, legends are made. Fired. Crucibles. Did I mention fire? Forged. In fire.
Space Moose knows what’s up.
Braver than the troops
My contribution was 
I started a minor attack on titan struggle session years ago. I made a post about how obvious its fascist themes were from s1e1, and bemoaned all the people surprised at what happened in the later seasons.
For each of the next several days various posts were made about interpreting media and attack on titan. >:)
I’ll never forget. You were not at all wrong and history has redeemed you
I have the No Anti-Nautilism rule on the board
I can die happy
This comment of mine was immortalized as a site tag line:
This cataclysm event nets you 5x bonus XP AND higher tier drops so you can get your gear score up to the next raid tier. This season they're bringing back Stalin as a soul corupted lib and the rumor is Linen will need to be reserected to return the Soul Of Socalism to Stalin in the final raid tier so you can summon the Red Army as ghosts and finally lock away the Proto-Lich Biden before he forges his last phylactery out of the moon. There is a Trotsky side quest I guess but all you get out of it is a rare quality ice pick.
Ooh, good one!
But then, I am biased. I love Winnie the Pooh.
The is my only claim to fame, based on this comment thread that lives forever in my head rent free https://hexbear.net/comment/4277587
I recently saw a tagline that was something I said once but I already forgot what it was
Didn't think anything I posted had been good enough to make it
All I got is having an epic AMA after a vasectomy, and bringing this place to its knees posting about BBQ.
I contribute nothing. I quip or shit post and go back to my boring life.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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