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[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's the difference between the culinary use of the word and the biological use of the word. I thought we already figured that out?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Still a fun observation in relation to mushrooms.

[-] devedeset@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago

I know this is probably a repost but the self-censorship is super annoying and has entered the lexicon in ways that can permanently damage human communication as a whole.

Yeah sure censor stuff from kid shows but we're at the point where "unalive" and "pdf file" are being used as code words. Everyone knows what they mean, even the censors.

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

It's annoying that its driven by ad revenues, and made more dumb by the fact that if everyone can decode it, then they're still advertising over sex and violence. So the whole endeavor is pointless.

But I don't think it will cause any harm. Humans have been using slang, code, and memetic language to obscure meaning from others and identify their in-crowds since the dawn of human language. Some of it is dumber than others, but it won't cause any harm.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

There is absolutely no chance that this idiotic self censorship can permanently damage human communication.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 11 points 1 day ago

100% agree, we live in a 1984 age.

Also, using stupid words such as unalive doesn't make any sense because the algorithm of social media companies knows exactly what it means.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its coming from Tiktok. Bytedance has heavy word censorship and if one of your comments or videos was flagged as inappropriate and had one of those words your account would be automatically suspended for review.

So a lot of normal westerm words got flagged. Kill. Dead. Any word related to sex. Hole. (Lol) basically every curse word.

Then there are gray words like Pedophile where people think it changes the algorithm to show your videos less if they contain them, but no one has any proof from what I can tell.

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[-] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's also extremely weird because people often just default to the "hidden meaning" completely ignoring context. There were so many instances where I was being shouted at for writing "CP" on the Cyberpunk subreddit, it was just weird...

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In terms of botany, a vegetable isn't a thing (it's a culinary term).

Whereas a fruit has a specific botanical term (and a culinary term).

Not everything is "one or the other", some things are neither (Rhubarb), and some are both (tomato).

[-] tresspass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The thing is too that mushrooms don't even cook like vegetables or even like a protein or anything. So not only are they not botanically vegetables, they aren't even culinarily vegetables either.

Also if you don't like mushrooms because of the texture, you're probably cooking your mushrooms wrong.

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[-] Klear@quokk.au 142 points 2 days ago
[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

Not fixed as 'content not viewable in your region'

[-] Klear@quokk.au 53 points 2 days ago

You need to be in a better region.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 70 points 2 days ago

Don't we all

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 154 points 2 days ago

Vegetables aren’t real. They made up the classification just to sell things that aren’t fruits.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 108 points 2 days ago

Big Celery just trying to legitimize crunchy water

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[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

fucking fucking

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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Mushrooms are detachable fungal penises that jizz into the wind.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

That’s cool. I like that I’m sucking off cooked rudimentary peni.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

As you should.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What an inspiration to us all

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 95 points 2 days ago

Yeah I knew mushrooms were shady shit since when they snuck in with the badgers. Nobody batted an eye back then and look at where we are now.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago

I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn't a veggie:

> Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable

[-] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Rice, my favorite vegetable.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Gushers are vegetables, got it.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mostly agree, but there's a few holes in that flowchart:

My favorite vegetables are salt and ice.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Ahh Diogenes the greatest philosopher

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

All fruits are vegetables.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm not a vegetable!

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fruit has a botanical and a culinary definition.

Vegetable only has a culinary definition.

Trying to decide on what food fits which category purely on the botanical definition of fruit is silly. In many other languages, the botanical and culinary definition even use completely different words. It's like saying lobster is red meat using a scientific definition of red.

But if we are having fun with this, rhubarb: definitely no fruit, but far too sweet, too often consumed raw or minimally processed, and far too at home in a yoghurt to fit nicely into the group vegetable.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

VEGETABLES DO NOT EXIST

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

Fucking

Fucking

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

vegetable fruit discourse is fucking stupid. just call'em edibles if we're not getting into the scientifically proven specifics.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago

My wife and I like to joke that vegetables aren't real and all of them are just something else in reality.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

You're correct! "Vegetable" is a culinary term. "Fruit" is both botanical and culinary. The "tomato isn't a fruit" nonsense comes from people trying to conflate the two; if we called botanical fruits "grunkles" we wouldn't have this problem.

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[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry, who exactly is out here calling mushrooms vegetables??

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago

If it goes in soup, it's a vegetable. If it goes in Sangria, it's a fruit.

Next question please.

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[-] LorIps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

fucking fucking

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