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[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.

[-] Tehgingey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We live in interesting times.

[-] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But only one set of footprints on the beach…

[-] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That explains why it's crooked, there's a Christian in charge

[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Daze@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege

[-] Sir_Osis_of_Liver@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.

Cool photo though.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It's well known the earth is held up by a turtle.

[-] Blademax@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hence all the lunacy these days.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 3 points 1 year ago

I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.

[-] 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

NeiR Automata had it right all along.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait so the Moon is flat

[-] gon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Atlas copycat

[-] conno02@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

where was jesus in majora's mask?

[-] Daze@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that's the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she's right.

[-] unagi@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.

/s, to be sure.

[-] ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All my Sunday school class homies join in: "♫He's got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whole moon in His hands.♫"

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Most scientifically literate ------ian

[-] MusketeerX@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wait - this changes everything!!

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No no, that's Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.

[-] galloog1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The moon is a fulcrum.

[-] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props

[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

"Jesus wants a hug!"

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Crescent King lives.

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, see, he's just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It's actually quite impressive.

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world if anyone’s interested.

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