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[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 92 points 1 year ago

Your moms boyfriend is a wise man you should do whatever he says

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

At least wiser then him

[-] gon@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

I approve of this post (it is very funny).

[-] dopeshark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)

[-] quortez@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Hate to spoil the parade but this Twitter user is of a person mocking nftbros, not an actual NFTbro

[-] euphoria@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago

yea its satire quite obviously haha

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

I wonder how all that's going. I don't care enough to check, but last I heard all the ugly monkey pictures were worth zero and the entire market had finally imploded, but these things do limp on and on, trying to turn your driver's license into some horrible new kind of shackle.

The only winners of the debacle were the two women who managed to turn the memes about them into fuck you money, and they were never seen on the blockchain again. Sometimes I wish I was actually good at capitalism, you really don't need a job if you are, money just kinda falls from the sky for you. Sigh.

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's a "grab money from naive people scheme" that allows transforming strong advertisement into money. If you have an initial supply of cash or are a big influencer in the public space, you can get money from a lot of people.

Turns out, after a while, the amount of idiots that are willing to give you their money dwindle, so the whole "market" kinda dies. Give it a bit of time and it will start pumping again.

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Start calling him daddy

[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP's next logical move is to have an affair with the boyfriend's mother.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

That's a slippery slope to necrophilia and chafing..

[-] Tigbitties@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Was he trying to rename it?

[-] pjhenry1216@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

Trying to change ownership and permissions probably.

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I chowned yo mama's pussy last night

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sent lovingly from termux.

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Root access

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He wanted to run it as administrator.

[-] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Probably unzip.

[-] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it's just money laundering.

[-] fuukamoe9@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

to assert dommination, right click on your mom's pussy TWO times

[-] explodicle@local106.com 6 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: boyfriend is a Bitcoin maximalist

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