Compromise is the heart of democracy; it might taste vile in your mouth, but coming to an agreement with your countrymen is the only way forward. Republicans only want a government that represents them and represses everyone else. THAT is why they love the traitor trump, because he promises to only be their president and no one else’s. The truth is he only cares about himself and will sell this country for a song if it is to his benefit.
Just like he did when he shared highly sensitive information about the defense system in Gaza with Putin, who then traded that info for ammo to the Iranians, who then passed it along to Hamas, who, well, you know how that went.
I nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger for speaker.
He’ll get enough votes from both parties. His dad also fought for and was ruined by fascism so he has a pretty big hard on against all of it. Sensible choice in nonsensical times.
The doors really open wide when you consider that the nominee can be someone outside of the House. I nominate my 14 year old nephew, i think he'd at least do better than any republican in congress.
i nominate a magic 8-ball for the same reason
Nominate the gavel. At least it has experience.
Exactly.
Democrats can (and should) go out and find excellent, apolitical candidates. National heroes. We can't get Jeffries, OK. Understood. You can't all agree on much, but you are united in not wanting a Democratic political operative as speaker. Understandable.
Can any of the 221 GOP representatives stack up against former astronaut Scott Kelly? How about a random 9/11 firefighter? Any of the 66 living Medal of Honor recipients?
Any candidate for speaker think they can compare favorably to any of these people?
The speaker does not need to be a member of Congress, and the Speakership does not need to be a political position. Let's establish a tradition where if we can't get a partisan majority for speaker, we look for our candidate from the nation as a whole.
I suggest a magic 8 ball, and a person to shake and read it.
Seconded. Swear em in
And he could cure Steve Scalise's cancer!
I can’t wait to see how they try to blame the Democrats for this.
Jordan is a democrat plant, obviously.
Edit: this is a joke, I didn’t want to insult all the plants. I love plants. I hate Jordan.
He's antifa duh
I have the same reaction as AOC last time this happened.
That is an incredible photo, lol.
I rarely save pics anymore, but goddamned, that one's a classic.
And another Trump endorsement fails spectacularly.
I guess all those coordinated death threats backfired.
Now he can go back to his old job- Appearing on Fox. He's done so 128 times this year.
Oh come on, he's been in office 16 years and passed exactly...checks notes ... 0 bills!
Wait, I'm confused. I thought he wasn't going to run a 3rd time? But he still ran and lost, and now the GOP is dropping him entirely from the running?
It's almost as if the GOP is suffering through a clusterfuck clownshow of its own making.
Secret ballot - they were finding out what representatives really think about him by not doing it in public
do republicans even have a “square one” anymore?
It's hard to find square one when they have Trump's balls in their mouths.
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A well deserved bye to Gym Jordan
these chimps have no idea where to find Square One.. they're trying to drag everyone else down to Square Zero with them..
Buh bye Gymbo
Why was this clown even in the running. This party is insane.
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