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[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[-] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[-] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[-] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 days ago

You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, at least they're doing it to their own country.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but still not in agreement with the people who live/d there...

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of "you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it". Truly in it for the love of the game alone

[-] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

not even the biggest bagger!

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These are the biggest in the world, the newest versionis Bagger 293, 96 m high and 225 m long, 14.500 tons, but now after almost 30 years need some little fixes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv-7nLV-YUM

[-] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Excellent Video that explains why we need those baggers

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Germany's "Green" party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can't destroy the environment if there's none of it left.

Also that's what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Green parties are supporting the greenest things - dollars and military.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago

Also that’s what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

...that's f*cking beautiful, man: you just made my day...

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Smash capitalism or something idk. Fuck the opportunist parties

[-] BennyCHill@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes... SAD!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.

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