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[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of my last and final salvia trip. I fell through a black hole (my black papasan chair) and landed in the Steamboat Willie cartoon, except the colors were black, white, and evil. Then a giant red theater curtain fell on me, and I was back in reality, except everything was made of squares that were rotating on their vertical axis.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Evil is my least favorite color

[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Adequately_Insane@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I had a penny for every "this new stuff will never work" or "this new stuff will never take off "and then it did, I could probably afford nice dinner.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe a nice cake for dessert too, with an extra dollop of fear.

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[-] net00@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago
[-] sour@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

Turns out that AI can't make cakes or do recipes lol

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

ChatGPT can totally make a cake recipe tho, without even telling you about how their great uncle used to make that recipe when they would come back for holidays

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[-] Stormygeddon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Everything is labeled butter except the butter. I feel that there is an "I can't believe it's not butter" joke in there.

[-] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Safran macht den Kuchen gehl

[-] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

My spouse is now mocking me because I giggled in front of a picture of ingredients. "Ooooh funny... ingredients.... oh .. oh .. oh..."

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Vedk is something my grandmother used to add into her pound cake when I was a kid. Really set itself apart from the rest!

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This looks like the Dr. Seuss on an acid trip cake recipe.

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

You can use an electric beater instead of a wire whisk. It makes it extra chewy. :-P

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You can't use the electric potper if you're using egs.

[-] gkd@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Certainly not with fear.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Some tech bro will attempt to make this cake and will tell someone it was better than anything some uppity WOKE human baker could have made, regardless of how bad it turned out.

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[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] Shadywack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You pass butter!

Oh my god....

Yeah welcome to the club

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago
                   IIIIIIILK
           IIIIIIII
     IIIIII
MIIII

Oh yes, Omega Mart Milk

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