Ridiculous as all of this might seem, homeland security officials tell me that many if not most federal agents have taken all of the rhetoric about shadowy Antifa networks to heart.
chat is it good or bad when the Deep State realigns towards chasing Hyperborea
Well, since "Antifa" is a non-existent organization, it puts them on a wild goose chase.
On the other hand, it also gives them a justification to label any sort of leftist action "Antifa", thereby making it terrorist action.
EDIT: Just had a great thought: if people really wanted to waste the Fed/ICE's time, we should just leave anonymous reports of "Antifa safehouses" in the most obscure places. Send them on a hunt for something that doesn't exist, waste their time.
I think WhyEssEff is joking about the third reich nazis doing the same thing.
glances at pigs convulsing on the floor frothing at the mouth after being in the same room as a strip of fentanyl
He looks like a nerd. They chose him so that chuds online could say “haha the leader of antifa is a skinny nerd”.
The article says he's the leader of antifa because he lives next door to an ICE facility and let's other protesters come in to use his sink and shower. This makes his place an antifa stronghold apparently.
I think it's more that the people in charge are just your psycho brain rotted Uncle and they see antifa everywhere. Especially since their directives from up top are to "uncover antifa".
Now if they want to detain you indefinitely, or fuck with you, they just say "antifa commander" and you're suddenly on 15 different watchlists.
Who is this man? I'm Dr. Richard Dick Pennis and I'm the leader of Antifa.
i'm Dr. Willy Peter Johnson and i'm the CEO of antifa
Dr. Willy Peter Johnson the urologist? My nemesis, the charlatan who stole my design for Penis 2?
If Penis is so good why isn't there a Penis 2?
It was going to change everything. Then Dr. Billiam Johnson stole my life's work and buried it. We wouldn't have war if we had Penis 2.
Penis is so good we don't NEED penis 2!
Impossible, Dr. Willy Peter Johnson was killed at the battle of Charlottesville, 2017.
no that was Billy Peter Johnson Esq.
No wait... I thought Man was the leader of Antifa? Mods, get this fed.
“Chandler Patey was identified through open-source research as an active participant in the protests,” an IRS-NG entry about him says. “Online platforms indicate he is the leader of Antifa in Portland, OR,”
Ok so they're literally just IDing people based on whatever random fuckwit says online with an OSINT tag in their account name/bio.
“This is my very normal apartment, and it has been referred to by right wing social media grifters as the ‘Antifa safe house,’” Patey told The Oregonian. “But I just let people use my sink and use my bathroom.”
Antifa is when you let people have a place to take care of business.
And they've been takin' care of business, antifa
Takin' care of business, antifa
They've been takin' care of business, it's okay
Takin' care of business and pooping overtime, work out
Whoo
That doesn't look like my Aunt Tifa at all!
Your aunt is a baddie
I am antifus
Bigus Antifus
I AM ANTIFA
fuck man this is gonna make the next shareholder meeting a pain in the ass
They found Antifas Georg, the man who killed a million billion fascists?
Antifas Georg, a man who has killed approximately 150 billion fascists, is an outlier and should be disqualified. He's also currently in hiding.
Crazy how we don't have an Adam Friedland emoji
This isn't Adam?
they found me rip
dr pavel i'm antifa
Holy shit is that John Antifa
That doesn't look like George Soros at all.
I didn't 
for him. How do you become leader then?
[Looking at photo.] I can't make Onion jokes day after day. [Looking at photo again.] But...
Anyone know his thoughts on the afterlife?
Guys, something has gone wrong. Langley said it would be my turn as head of antifa next
ned ludd just dropped
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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