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No but seriously, what the hell is going on with his eyebrows lmao

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[-] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago

Wait is this legit or are his eyebrows the new slightly smaller Charlie Kirk face

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

https://x.com/BackupJeffx/status/2030079481872843070

it's legit lmao he has abandoned the right and is now identifying as a Groucho Marxist

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

wtf

is it possible to learn this power?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Stating that Israel wants to build a temple over Al-Aqsa mosque is clinically insane you say?

zionist-despair Israel's Ben Gvir says he wants to build a synagogue in Al-Aqsa Mosque complex

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

What in the absolute fuck lmaooo

[-] Dyno@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Groucho Marxist

Oh man, this is up there with Dan Crenshaw's "self-inflicted cumshot wound" michael-laugh

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Too funny to be real.

sicko-wistful

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

I'd bet the latter....but...with SHapino, who knows.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

it should be a thing, just make his eyebrows bigger and bigger

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Cursed animorph. not-hillary

Edits - I did a thing.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

shits so fye

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

They aren't even shaped well.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

bro is brezhnevmaxxing

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

He's trying to appeal to the Japanese market just like they did with Ratchet and Clank

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Look how they massacred my boy.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I still remember finding out about this on a forum where we were talking about how they always made Kirby angry for the US market and someone was like, "They also gave Ratchet Groucho brows for Japan"

Really put some things into perspective

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

He saw how people were saying Jordan Peterson is like Kermit the frog and decided that he should be like his favourite muppet Bert.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

White boy shocks Soviet officials by speaking fluent Brezhnev

[-] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Eugene-Levification

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Bro is getting dangerously close to doing what the racially insensitive might call "juggalo blackface"

gonna keep a close eye on this.

[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

According to Grok, it is both absolutely fake and AI, and 100% real. No, really. Check the linked twitter thread. It says both are true, so that's gotta be the truth!

[-] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

he's caterpillar farming

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Ben Shapiro, watching Hasan Piker livestreaming:

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT ANYWAY"

[-] Busgirl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

He kept getting called a twink too much, now he's overcompensating for it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

of course there is

[-] Busgirl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

What a stupid picture holding the price of wood in your hand with a bag instead of being a true Chad and throwing it in to the bed of your duallie leaving the tailgate open leaning on the tailgate throwing your hair back and looking hungrily at the camera. Maybe show a little belly

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Bro got Burt Reynolds crumb brushes above his eyes.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

geordi-no Wooly Willy

geordi-yes Bushy Benny

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Kind of odd how he's got a shaped trimmed haircut and beard, new blazer, but told the stylist nah the brows stay unkempt.

[-] Salah@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

His eyebrows are shaped as well, the lines around them are unnaturally sharp. Which means that the eyebrow shape was a stylistic choice which is amazing.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

This smacks of gender

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

there's no way that this is a real pic. what the fuck

[-] Busgirl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

His beard is so fucking bad!! It looks like he rubbed some soot on

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Definitely something changed. His brows looked pretty natural before, maybe a little cleaned up, but not shaved in half

debate-me-debate-me

kubrick-stare

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why does he look like JD Vance in the 2nd pic

[-] Busgirl@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

His dad could get it

[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why do I want to buy fruit from Ben Shapiro all of a sudden?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Every eyebrow hair is sacred, whenever a woman removes one by waxing it, he adopts it.

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why is ben shappiro turning into the eyebrows guy from Furi kuri? Are those stickers as well?

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