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[-] ddssazsa@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago
[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Fucking jumpscared, goddamnit.

[-] jackod@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 months ago
[-] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I can't imagine the difficulty of cleaning weed gunk out of that.

[-] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Weed gunk and spunk.

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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] cowfodder@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] mondomon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

My mind has a single track, runs at low speed and revolves on a predictable cycle.

A long, convoluted way to say I'm disgusting.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Feels pretty self-explanatory

[-] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Not the network diagram!!!

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Blasphemous Scrooge McDuck. Properly scared

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago
[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I miss those clickers so fucking much.

they should bring them back.

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Trying to fix my thermostat. So this is the monster in the furnace.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

1000003210

I'm somewhat okay with this.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

My last saved image is a picture of my cat. She is a monster sometimes, but a cute one.

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[-] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago
[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago
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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Rock tumbler

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago

I don’t know what to do with this monster

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Wondahbread@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

My last saved picture is me. I'm my own monster. 🥺

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I am now vacuum sealed. This is, perhaps surprisingly, not one of my fetishes. Send help.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A little ironic considering

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