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[-] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.

Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

[-] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We've been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

four loco

a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I've been drunker, I don't think I've ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it's dogshit

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I've never had one before

[-] Toes@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.

If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!

[-] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bingo! A scientist's meal!

[-] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

"No wheezing the mince!"

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

That's some toxic masculinity

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Damn the logic checks out

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin' Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Who does the Wormphone™ call?

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.

[-] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

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[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef

[-] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the ground is dirty. I prefer table beef

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 4 weeks ago

Do not go into that boy's restroom.

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