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Gooner Princess Peach can’t hurt you

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[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Nvidia is getting desperate

[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

DLSS 5 off vs. DLSS 5 on

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

That's a whole different character what doggirl-tears they couldnt even keep the big princess dress

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They put her in the low-res Slave Leia attire.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

There was a trend a while back to redraw SMB1 Princess Peach. This one was an outlier for being goonerfied. Most were either earnest attempts to draw her better, or shitposts.

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Yeah I grabbed this from a video I watched on it. A lot of them are neat

In the comments people pointed out that the original design was mirrored on the bottom to save memory and that it would have looked different on a CRT screen that blurred the colors together a bit and just generally was less boxy looking.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Did they give this one GGs with a boob window?

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

and a choker, high heels, slit leg dress, no sleeves, shoulder cutouts, eye makeup

why are they like this

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

surprising amount of gooner designs here, I think my favorites are the codestarcreates/gyhyom ones with the big cartoon ass heads

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like clairvoire's sprite going dubois-finger-guns

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

several of these are goonerfied, others are jarringly off-tone. Only a handful of them are better than the original because most of them have very poor art direction - despite the original being pretty lazy and half-baked. There's also probably some technical limitations we aren't considering, and it also had to be animated which complicates any design since it has to work in different poses and facial expressions.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

~5 gooner designs but most of them are great. I like the one that's basically Saber from Fate with the plate dress.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

now that's a collection of pixels I'll fight a fire-breathing turtle monster for, hubba hubba

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

SMB1 peach had some big lips. Or maybe that's her mouth rather than lips/lipstick

Also why did she dye her hair blonde, put on blue contacts, and start wearing pink dresses from SMB2 onwards?

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

She has the Habsburg Jaw

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Also why did she dye her hair blonde, put on blue contacts

Aryanism

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

If you go by the original SMB1-J box/cartridge art, she was blonde and blue-eyed with a pink dress from the start:

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We need to do everything that zenz thinks is happening to the uighurs to the Gamers.

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago
[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago
[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Damn he's got BULGE and it's all balls

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I won't be satisfied until he wears his overalls like Alex does in Street Fighter 3.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

There needs to be at least a little bit of butt cleavage if I'm to believe that he is a plumber.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 3 days ago

They took away her iconic pointing hand

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

the G#mer Horny is a terminal illness I'm afraid

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

HIRE F- god damnit

[-] DelgadoSlims@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I'm not up to date on slang. When you call her "gooner Princess Peach," are you saying this Princess Peach is for chronic masturbators or saying she is a chronic masturbator?

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I meant it that she is drawn for them, but the phrase in general I think can go either way

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, the gooners hate the idea of women enjoying themselves.

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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