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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 128 points 1 week ago
[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 112 points 1 week ago

Rest in peace, USA. You sucked shit the entire time and now Trump is ending things

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 110 points 1 week ago

i dont know how i'm supposed to think this is anything but a nuclear threat.

gonna hug my baby extra tight tonight. i suggest you all do the same

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

She's 4, so more of a toddler-shaped hellion, but i love my princess

[-] context@hexbear.net 101 points 1 week ago

smuglord there won't be any way for trump to wriggle his way out of his war crimes tribunal when he puts his genocidal intent in writing like this

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

Ah well, never again

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[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 97 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"A whole civilisation will die tonight" Trump is risking a King Croseus moment here.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago

The oracle has assured him that crossing the river will mean the end of a great kingdom though

[-] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

The Oracle from Phila-delphi

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The cheese fumes don't lie.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

trump-anguish "your civilization is dying because of this war"

khamenei-what "someone's is"

[-] CaptainRipcord@lemmygrad.ml 89 points 1 week ago

This sounds like nuke talk and it scares me.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 84 points 1 week ago

Isreal is 76 years old, not 47. Honest mistake to make though.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 81 points 1 week ago

Just talking like some comic book villain

[-] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

Violator from Spawn is less evil than Trump.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 75 points 1 week ago

didn't think he'd chase democrat support like that

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 74 points 1 week ago

Anyway

Did y’all see that someone targeted a city council member’s home after they voted for a data center to be built? The US is no place for political violence

[-] Sebrof@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

The US is no place

God I wish

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

c'mon man, we settle our differences at the battle box

biden-the-thing

[-] Nopeace@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

the US is an area for political v- *yanked offstage*

[-] homhom9000@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago

I love meming and all that but I know people with family in Iran who are terrified so as leftist make sure you have a plan if it does go through.

I plan on mass emailing my office that I'm not going in because I will be protesting and encourage them to do the same. I know we frown upon unplanned action but I'd rather so something than wait for the go ahead.

[-] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Join one of the protests happening across the country put on by ANSWER, PSL, DSA, PYM, 50501, etc

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago

damn i coulda sworn the US was more than 47 years old, but whatever.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

Eject every American diplomat from Europe is what I would be saying if we weren't their sniveling lackeys

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago

I don't have anything to say that wouldn't be fedposting illegal-to-say

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Spiteful magic Monkey Paw, take my energy!

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

anakin-padme-1 A civilization will die tonight

anakin-padme-2 That’s a terrible threat to say about Iran.

anakin-padme-3 Iran?

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[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

Oh ya, definitely no extortion, corruption, or death during the reign of the Shah...

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

man this fuckin sucks

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago

Who told him it was 47 years old?

Or did he just use that number because he's the 47th and, just fluked it

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 68 points 1 week ago

It's been 47 years since the Islamic Revolution in 1979

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The world started when Iran stopped Amerikkka's coup attempt in 1979. Let us not mention 1953. But Trump 47.....47 years of neoliberal/con extortion, corruption, and death of the American people?

Does Regan worship end tonight? freedom-and-democracy

say-the-line-bart-2 Every accusation is a confession.

[-] Oskolki@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

“If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.”

“I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.”

“Think a thousand times before taking a decision. But – after taking a decision never turn back even if you get a thousand difficulties.”

Yeah he is basically Hitler.

But also remember:

“Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.”

Yeah handled defeat real well, didn't he? classic

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Think a thousand times before taking a decision

I don't think Trump does this.

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

Oh fuck he's actually gonna launch the nukes oh fuck oh fuck

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[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

I totally might be wrong, but this reads to me as more of a "dump a million tons of conventional bombs on them" than a nuke threat.

[-] Drithvan@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Does it matter what devices are used when the end goal is the same?

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

47 years of death (bad) will end in death (good)

[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I am genuinely scared about tonight

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hole in a tire of murder factory worker slows them down just as much as brick to the face

*one carries destruction of property and the other bodily harm (unless of course one is filled with auntie fah documents on the phone for some reason, your motive should be dreg pimbleton cut me off on highway, i'm seeking satisfaction)

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