147

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] dil@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

they think they'll get some "clicks"*

*Latest fad

just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of "TRUMP"

God I wish I had just 1% of his sauce

As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, don't return their calls because l'm too busy on World and Country Affairs

AMAZING

...but I no longer care about that stuff

Beautiful

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 9 points 11 hours ago

We are just th extras to his Truman Show.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

nobody cares about them... nobody’s talking about them...

lol. nobody but the president...

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 11 points 13 hours ago

"clicks"*

*latest fad

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

They really should have made a "catty diva" presidential role specially for Trump and just left him in it forever so he can continue to get into messy drama as long as he lives while someone else runs the country

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question

Oh yeah, that famous question everyone definitely knows.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

I vaguely remembered it actually, just for how boomer humor it was. But it was all the way back from his first campaign.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

I just wanna fedpost

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 47 points 23 hours ago

Holy shit this is Trump spinning gold.

Bringing up the Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull, and then doubling down with 'She looks better than you anyway.'

Fucking Classic Donny.

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

Candace/First Lady of France thing is a wildly obscure pull

The lawsuits been reported on bbc radio, even myboomer dad who'd never heard of candace owens before knows about her from this

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Lol that's awesome.

[-] vietnoomer@lemdro.id 19 points 22 hours ago

I will admit I immediately flash coat-shoplifted the phrase third rate podcasts

[-] spectre@hexbear.net 64 points 1 day ago

I don't have links, but I saw that the hogs are mad about this one, and even Alex Jones was lamenting how far Trump has fallen in a clip he posted lol

It's extremely over for MAGA, just like (and because) it's over for US aggression and presence in the Persian Gulf.

Synthesis? The US will be electing unlimited Graham Platners for the next 6 years or so.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 42 points 23 hours ago

Always told people that when the real, competent, organize your death on a train car Nazis come along, they will probably be Democrats.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

The Dixiecrats never went away, they just got better PR.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago

"HOW SERIOUS IS TRUMP. NOT SERIOUS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE BEST TATTOO LIKE GRAHAM HAD BUT COVERED UP CUZ WOKE." - yells Alex Jones.

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 75 points 1 day ago

My 500 word diatribe about how I am not angry has people asking questions already answered by the 500 word diatribe.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

Nunber one sponsornof terrorism having a nuclear weapon.

  1. Bin Laden was shielded by the Pakistani Military.

  2. projection

so-far Every accusation is a confession.

This is written from a desperate unconfident tone. He is losing control of MAGA and on the defense. pathetic

[-] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 88 points 1 day ago
[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago

UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

posadist-nuke

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 25 points 22 hours ago

Alright apart from all the unreadable shit that this very trumpian post has I think that picking a fight with fucking TUCKER CARLSON of all people is a massive mistake that could cost Trump well.. everything.

Carlson is on the rise, leaving FOX was very wise and he's on his way to become the new man for the far right. He's articulate, can craft arguments and is very good at reading where the society stands in certain topics like "israel" for example. He's very dangerous and Trump is playing with fire lmao, even though they never got along (in fact they hated each other in private or so I remember hearing)

Not like a give a shit anyways, Carlson or not the US is going down regardless because the damage is huge and cannot be undone. But it goes to show that Trump 2.0 is very wild and stupid.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 21 points 22 hours ago

leaving FOX was very wise

Getting fired for costing Fox hundreds of millions in a lawsuit.

That's so funny because Alex Jones spent a fucking decade being an absolute sycophant and I can't imagine what softball criticism he gave to Trump to be put on blast like this.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago

He actually did offer some strong criticism, and suggested a 25th amendment removal. But it is particularly funny seeing Alex Jones getting thrown under the bus after burning so much goodwill with his audience this last year to cheerlead the Trump admin. I've always gotten the impression that Alex Jones personally likes Trump, and even considered him a friend. Very different than Tucker or Klandace, who were already opportunistically pivoting away from Trump.

[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago
[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

Man, he is really spiraling out.

You're washed Donny, your Iran war is no longer hot!

[-] dead@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

This feels like a show because I suspect that all the people he named are feds. Megyn Kelly said that Epstein is not a pedophile, ffs. He's trying to the legitimize the controlled opposition.

Trump knows that he's unpopular and he's old as fuck, so he's naming certain acceptable "enemies" that he will cede power to. Israel is unpopular. War is unpopular. Democrats are refusing to take any position against Israel or endless wars. So now these populist fascists can take the reigns.

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago

This is too smart and forward thinking for a sundowning Trump

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 20 points 23 hours ago

I can believe that. This whole thing is way too specific, almost feels like some ChatGPT of a classic Trump tweet.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

I'm convinced that "thank you for your attention to this matter" is a staffer sign off and that the real Trump tweets all don't have it.

[-] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

Marjorie "Traitor" Brown

Lol, he doesn't even remember Marjorie's name.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago
[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Can someone explain what "Rand Paul Jr. (Thomas Massie)" means, because I don't have a fucking clue.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

His nickname for Thomas Massie is "Rand Paul Jr" because he thinks Paul was the og anti-Trump Republican, and so Massie is like, the new Rand Paul

Would've made more sense if he was like "Thomas Massie (AKA Rand Paul II)"

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 23 hours ago

bro, he fucking ruined it. just leave the punchline unexplained and imply that she's shit.

absolutely sauceless

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 29 points 1 day ago

Yeah, he usually explains it, because that's how you know it's a good joke - when you have to explain it.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago

"turned left" lmao these fucking dummies...

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

He thinks calling her brown rather than green is a clever insult. He has truly lost whatever juice he may have once had.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 49 points 1 day ago

LOL i'm not reading that. ever. i just wanted to say i'm glad he's so grievously butthurt about the top-shelf of the shit-eating maga muppet brigade criticizing him

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

I can’t believe we’re losing to these people

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

sir this is a wendy's

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

I wonder if they're getting chatgpt to write these

[-] fox@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago

Lotta em dashes, rule of 3, and compare-contrast. I'd clock it as an llm

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
147 points (100.0% liked)

news

24706 readers
764 users here now

Welcome to c/news! We aim to foster a book-club type environment for discussion and critical analysis of the news. Our policy objectives are:

We ask community members to appreciate the uncertainty inherent in critical analysis of current events, the need to constantly learn, and take part in the community with humility. None of us are the One True Leftist, not even you, the reader.

Newcomm and Newsmega Rules:

The Hexbear Code of Conduct and Terms of Service apply here.

  1. Link titles: Please use informative link titles. Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed.

  2. Content warnings: Posts on the newscomm and top-level replies on the newsmega should use content warnings appropriately. Please be thoughtful about wording and triggers when describing awful things in post titles.

  3. Fake news: No fake news posts ever, including April 1st. Deliberate fake news posting is a bannable offense. If you mistakenly post fake news the mod team may ask you to delete/modify the post or we may delete it ourselves.

  4. Link sources: All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. If you are citing a Twitter post as news, please include the Xcancel.com (or another Nitter instance) or at least strip out identifier information from the twitter link. There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance, such as Libredirect or archive them as you would any other reactionary source.

  5. Archive sites: We highly encourage use of non-paywalled archive sites (i.e. archive.is, web.archive.org, ghostarchive.org) so that links are widely accessible to the community and so that reactionary sources don’t derive data/ad revenue from Hexbear users. If you see a link without an archive link, please archive it yourself and add it to the thread, ask the OP to fix it, or report to mods. Including text of articles in threads is welcome.

  6. Low effort material: Avoid memes/jokes/shitposts in newscomm posts and top-level replies to the newsmega. This kind of content is OK in post replies and in newsmega sub-threads. We encourage the community to balance their contribution of low effort material with effort posts, links to real news/analysis, and meaningful engagement with material posted in the community.

  7. American politics: Discussion and effort posts on the (potential) material impacts of American electoral politics is welcome, but the never-ending circus of American Politics© Brought to You by Mountain Dew™ is not welcome. This refers to polling, pundit reactions, electoral horse races, rumors of who might run, etc.

  8. Electoralism: Please try to avoid struggle sessions about the value of voting/taking part in the electoral system in the West. c/electoralism is right over there.

  9. AI Slop: Don't post AI generated content. Posts about AI race/chip wars/data centers are fine.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS