It's a valid emergency propulsion method and I'm sick of being told it's not.
One day I'm gonna save a space station, that will show them.
This website is complete junk.
NASA scientists says-
Shouldn't it be "NASA scientist says-" or "NASA scientists say-"
I'm dyslexic and not native English speaker so I'm not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.
Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it's necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I'm wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn't have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.
So, NASA scientists, why don't you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it's oh so important.
Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.
Also, what a slop website.
This is garbage
I wanna see the cumball formed by ejaculating in 0 gravity.
This is certified misinformation. Here's the fact check destroying it.
What the hell is wrong with their website? Even when enabling Java Script and Disabelung ad/tracking blockers it still won't load
Wrong attribution to NASA aside, I think all adults know that there is much more surface tension than water in errr...the rope. Thanks Raiderkev for that awesome rundown in the comments.
Wasn't that a joke from some comedian?
I know this is science memes, but this is just straight up bullshit repackaged with a clickbait title
It is, it was a bit in one episode of Conan's podcast, they even mentioned in another episode that some website reported it as true.
The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/
scientists says
This is not a serious publication.
I thought you were dead, but nice try, Kellogg
People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?
The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there's hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.
Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.
This is why we fund NASA!
The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.
Receptacle*
“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.
Not buying it at all... I'm not saying it's impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy... not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!
No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples' faces, getting in their hair, etc.
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
(/s)
Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum
Am I Pragnent?
Preganté. You has it.
gregnant
I had to look it up. It's still flippin' hilarious but holy moly it's 9 years old!!!!
👵 i made your internet. This bit is much older, 2006, it's got many variants that came after. Looks like gregnant was 2016.
How is babby formed?
Well that explains all the masterbation
well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it
This article was originally published on 23 July 20222
Damn, that's already after the butlerian jihad
I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first
Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
Thought you couldn't get it up in zero G - and even If you could, we don't actually know if the mechanisms needed to ejaculate would function in zero G.
Getting hard is a matter of hydraulic pressure; don't need gravity for your heart to pump blood. And ejaculation is a mechanical action, like swallowing.
This article is bullshit taken from a comedian's joke.
As far as I know, everything would work fine. If it's something you can do right-side-up, up-side-down, or prone, and in each orientation it works exactly the same way, it should work in zero G. It's just hydraulics anyway. Not gravity dependant.
if you nut in space will it push you backwards
nutting thrust is nothing compared to the poop fart
And since penises are usually not that close to the body's centre of mass it would also impart some rotation, unless the astrowanker has very good aim.
I'm going to make a bet that most female astronauts are going to take hormones to stop menstruation. Which will also stop ovulation.
I mean there are other reasons why this suggested is invalid . See other comments.
But I'm also pointing out this one.
Oh cum on, it's going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I'd be more concerned about the stray 'liquid' getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.
Fortunately we don't have to worry about this yet as "This article was originally published on 23 July 20222".
That reads as "male astronauts should not mastrubate in space". So it's absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It's not like she's going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.
The female astronauts shouldn't have dressed that way /s
Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
New fetish unlocked
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