Excellent work, comrade! Ever since we carried out the pre-emptive defederation false flag, lemmy.world has been mired in chaos. Like Marx said: "Lie! Deceive! What matters most is to use every despicable trick available to us in the long and necessary process of destroying human freedom and agency. Also, if anyone quotes me on this to use it against our movement in the future, call them a CIA plant." We always honors his words.

Outside of our big wins, have addressed budget shortfalls caused by payment delays from the IRGC?

activate order 66

I know this is a joke but I do actually know 4 hexbears are doing entryism on lib lemmyworld teams.

I secured permission to say this because everyone agrees it's funny.

TRUST THE PLAN
HEXBEARIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

Oh! The best part. They still don't suspect it. Almost nobody there has questioned if Lemmy.world is becoming a tankie hive.

You fool, why would you not post this in c/centralcommittee where only the Hexbear Politburo can see it?

Now they will catch on to what we're doing.

Just fyi that one user we all decided to pick on for no reason is starting to get suspicious

Sign me up, I want to go wreck Zionazi instances too. Do we still get Xibux for this, or is this more of a PutinCoin sort of situation?"

Hahaha I've been seeing more based comments from world lately and had been wondering about this, whether or not it's a bit.

Keep it up. They still have me permabanned. Anyone wanna do something about that?

We're doing good work with that MrKaplan alt we all collectively manage, but if people start leaving .world we need to make sure we have our fake Zionist accounts in charge of whatever community they go to, so we can keep having those accounts abuse their power and turn people against Israel.

The takeover should be smooth sailing, but the one thing that could foil our plots would be if they started purging all the Zionist accounts (which we secretly control). Just imagine the look on Putin's face if we had to report to him that Zionist accounts were getting banned across the fediverse. He'd probably shut down Hexbear and then balkanize Russia out of shame.

My tulpa is ready. I have already hacked into their mind palaces via the (s)internet. All according to keikaku

Oh, that explains .world beefing with anarchists

Glory to the revolution comrade! This is how we build our movement, through entryism as always! In the immortal words of the great Bolshevik leader of the Red Army, Leon Trotsky, "if you can't beat'm, join'm!” Our insergent infiltration of Lemmy.World will only be eclipsed in greatness by our eventual conquest over the Democratic Party through our long term stratagem called "Sewer Socialism 2: The dank pipe to democracy".

Your efforts will lay the foundation of the proletariat interweb, and forge a path towards the long march to infinite revolution!

Now this is goodposting

Nice, just one percent more to go

Hell yeah.