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[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I genuinely think that being able to name your own invention or discovery is a big driver for scientific progress.

See the Cox Zucker Machine!

"A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene."

[-] Sunspear@piefed.social 81 points 19 hours ago

https://www.astromatic.net/software/sextractor/

Given that there's an acknowledgement of the tool in a 1996 article, the software may even be older than sex itself

Also what a time capsule this page is lol, nothing wrong with it really... just a relic of a different era

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

True, I never had sex before 1996

[-] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 11 points 8 hours ago

We know. No one has.

[-] bright@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago

On mobile it looks like a modern page design

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

I wonder how old their Wordpress version is…

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 55 points 18 hours ago

I worked at a place where the asset management system was called "ASS" and yes, publishing assets was called "pushing to ASS". Unfortunately management eventually made the developer change it.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 points 15 hours ago

At work, work is assigned to people through a system that contains a Value Assessment Gate. Work frequently gets stuck in the VAG, which is the code used to interact with that component. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to get things out of the VAG, and when they do come out, it's called flowing out/on

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

My old job had a deployment script called shipmyself. The developer who wrote it brought it up by name whenever possible. He really enjoyed it.

[-] bright@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You have to be careful when the input is discharged from the system, it can really make a mess of things

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 19 hours ago

Reminds me of a tool at my job called Picard. No idea what it does, but my disappointment was palpable when I found out that there wasn't even a hint of a star trek easter egg

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 15 points 14 hours ago

Oh, you haven't found it yet?

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago

if it HAS to be -dp and you can't also use -pd then it is implemented incorrectly.

Dunno why you'd ever do -pd, considering, but still

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 15 hours ago

You can't just tell someone their software is implemented incorrectly

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 16 hours ago

You do -dp when the stars align, obviously

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 16 points 19 hours ago

What does it extract? 😳

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 2 points 3 hours ago

Boring real answer: stars in an image. It's a robust pre-opencv image processing tool for astrophysics.

See also SAO Image DS9, which was the subsequent version after SAO Image Next Generation.

[-] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[-] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago

Friend working with rodent data often had, prolly intentional, git lines like "push mouse_anal"

[-] Elting@piefed.social 8 points 17 hours ago

These stargazers have a little more than just wanderlust huh.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 19 hours ago

Fucking astronomers flexing again

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