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In countries like Mali where there is no sea, this could mean simultaneous invasions of Guinea or Senegal to establish a river-sea corridor.

Is Israel the goal or are they just the first maritime country Hamas has encountered?

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

From every river to every sea Palestinians will be free. They can't be free somewhere there isn't a river or sea though so for now the moon is off limits. Maybe someday

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Mars however has clear evidence of ancient riverbeds and oceans. All Hamas has to do is hijack a spaceship and suddenly we're facing interplanetary glider attacks.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

The moon has the sea of tranquility, as well as many others

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

But does it have any rivers? bean-think

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I did do some searching for anything overtly referred to as rivers. And whilst it does have features that are described as the remnants of magma rivers, I don't think it has any features that are explicitly named rivers. Still, I think they should count.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Hamas never specified that it has to be a water river. A magma river would give them access to lava rockets.

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

I love that your pfps are the same as they were on dirt owl appreciation day.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Oh interesting. That's a glitch, I currently don't have a pfp. Have I been impersonating dirt owl this whole time? lea-think

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago

I think removing pfps don't federate, although changing to a new one does.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Oh interesting. Wonder if they're aware of that bug or not

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

i hope they are and don't fix it because it's hilarious

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Feeling very relieved they didn't name the great lakes the small seas

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

But of course you have the major rivers and canals that flow from them. That traps you between the Detroit River and Caribbean Sea.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Tale as old as time

[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Clearly the easiest solution to the conflict is to desalinate all the seas, turning them into lakes

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Hamas has already planned for that scenario. Those lakes will have river inlets to oxygenate them. Otherwise they'd just be ponds.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

no rivers or sea over here, im safe curious-sickle

from the stream to the creek might frighten me. the small pond to the small lake scared

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Are those streams/creeks tributaries of rivers?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

your watershed hierarchies are no match for my linguistic prescriptivism, Hamas!

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

The Bolivian sea

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

But because they never mention the ocean, they can never capture everything

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

They can cross an ocean to get to another sea though. Same with landmasses to get to a river or sea.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Oceans cancel the area mapping. These reules were written before we knew the earth was round

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Sure, but insurgencies adapt to new tools. With GPS Hamas can pinpoint the location of every sea and river on the planet.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

The Gambia in shambles

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I believe they refer to the landmass between the river Jordan to the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. Depending on where the moon is at any given time, Palestine will either be the smallest or largest country on the planet.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

from the Río Larsiparsahk to the Greenland Sea

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Fuck that's terrifying. Today Gaza, tomorrow Greenland?

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I've been basing my support on the fact that they'll free everything from the st. Lawrence River to the Beaufort Sea

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] SkolShakedown@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

they mean the long way, in a longitudinal band around the planet earth.

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