Weird 🤔 (jlai.lu)
submitted 8 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 196 points 8 months ago
[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 86 points 8 months ago

Aww thanks dude, appreciate it !

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 28 points 8 months ago
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[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 110 points 8 months ago

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all day, and it's been a long day.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well you're entitled to your option ... but it's a dumb one and you should feel bad about having it. Also, I'm going to needless drag unrelated politics into this.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Something something fuck cars.

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[-] MMbhJkpW3a3i@lemmy.world 85 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Can't tell you how strongly I disagree. It feels like the first people on Lemmy are the most insufferable know-it-all and holier-than-thou types from Reddit. Say anything about Microsoft or Windows? Here's 15 commenters telling you how much better they are for having Linux, and 2 commenters on topic, only to be called inferior by the Linux users. Same for Photoshop, same for social media, same for any paid software.

And everyone who has an opinion must insult anyone who disagrees like it's political Twitter, only by people who think they're smarter cause they were never on Twitter.

Lemmy is so toxic it's delaying its development. People lurk cause there are too many assholes talking over everyone else.

The only thing that's better is there are less of those "um ahcktually", pedant types. If you say "everyone", people mostly understand you don't literally mean "everyone."

[-] mob@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

You must be a car driving capitalist tankie to be hatting on this place.

jk, I definitely agree. This place is way more radicalized than Reddit, or at least it isn't nearly as diluted by bots so it seems more prominent.. Some dope people around here but I'm definitely losing hope that this place will grow into a cool place.

It's all the same topic posts and the same hateful comments, but you can't even find small active communities to get away from it.

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[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 84 points 8 months ago

Go choke on a bag of cocks and die.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

Ah, feels just like home.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

Threaten me with a good time

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[-] angrymouse@lemmy.world 74 points 8 months ago

Except on news and world news that for me are exactly the same.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 70 points 8 months ago

I think reading the news all the time just makes people angry.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago
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[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The rules are simple:

  1. Don’t be a communist
  2. Don’t be not a communist
  3. If you have a car, do not talk about it

If you follow those easy steps you should be fine

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  1. Don't not hate Capitalism, even as a joke.
  2. Don't post anything a child can't understand.
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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 55 points 8 months ago
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[-] rindo25@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

[Derailing off topic remark]

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

{Meandering ADD fueled paragraph that goes no where}

[-] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

{Source fueled rebuttal that uses poorly read sources so half of them are arguing against my point}

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago

You kinda need other commenters for that to happen...

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[-] chakan2@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

Really? I just kind of come here when I really want to feel bad about myself. This community is twice as toxic as reddit if you're not part of the group think.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

If you like Windows, automobiles, and guns you're in for a world of hatred here

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I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apples in the garden of hell

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[-] Sanity_in_Moderation@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

Hey man.. fuck you.

[-] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

It's the opposite for me, cuz it seems most of the serious communities are already circlejerks lol

[-] SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

Linux, tankies and moaning about reddit. That's it.

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[-] pascal@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago

Which communities did you subscribe?

Because my experience is a bit different, people here seem way more polarized with their opinion (which is always right) and angry at random stuff.

I think I never saw so many "landlords haters" in social media like in Lemmy...

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[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 32 points 8 months ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 30 points 8 months ago

Wow, this post is absolute trash. You seriously took the time out of your day to create such an absolute fucking trainwreck of a post. I'm unbelievably disappointed and I don't think I am going to be able to sleep at night knowing that such a horrifyingly godawful post exists on this site. My mental health has taken a hit and I may never recover from seeing this post. OP, this is all your fault. If you had just stopped for one second and thought about the ramifications of this crime against humanity, maybe you could have avoided traumatizing thousands of people. But you didn't. I hope you're proud of what you've done, shame on you.

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[-] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 8 months ago
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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago

dumb meme i hate you

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

idrc abt the negativity but I much prefer the low amount of bots on here compared to Reddit

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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 21 points 8 months ago

Your oral hygiene is suboptimal.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Don’t worry, the political threads are just as vicious as ever.

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[-] Bransons404@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

I'm here from reddit. I've been a silent browser since reddit api changes because I stuck with sync, but it kept saying login failed no matter how many times I reset my password. It just worked somehow. Anyway glad I can finally comment

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

From the POV of a Reddit veteran who had migrated from Digg prior to the v4 update that killed the site, it's absolutely shocking how much better the Lemmy (or at least Lemmy World) community is.

I also feel like I have a lot more freedom to speak my mind on Lemmy.

My problem with Reddit is that I have had to self-censor my comments to avoid getting them automatically purged by bots. It's like I cannot even use words/phrases like 'snowflake', 'cuck', 'incel', 'Trump', 'soy', and many others in a comment, because some fragile power mod decided to effectively shadowban those words. Context doesn't even matter.

Reddit mods are the kind of people who look up to the dystopian ideals George Orwell presented in 1984 and think that banning an entire lexicon of words is a great idea to control people.

As for why I think Lemmy is better, my hypothesis is that everyone with a moral compass left Reddit out of disgust, and what remains is a sea of toxic assholes.

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[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago

You're not turtle enough for the Turtle Club.

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Naaa you get your share here. 4 chan trolls are ubiquitous

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

I can help?


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