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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

We have an all gender bathroom at my house

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is so fucking stupid. Who can afford an Estrogen lab in this economy?

[-] hopelessbyanxiety@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ahem, when seizing the means of production, nothing will stop us. are there testosterone labs in existence? enby here

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

And it'll be rent controlled!

[-] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

What a distopia

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

No satanic shrine? I feel let down.

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean they're not wrong. I already have the sex before marriage lounge and the weed smoker's patio. Also any gender can use my bathroom so I guess it's a Trans bathroom too?

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

you can find me in t h e g a y r o o m

[-] yopla@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like a closet tbh.

[-] cumcum69@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

What if we kissed in the boy wife kitchen?

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

That gay room would make a good office space

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin' Republican?

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

My favorite is the abortion closet.

[-] Molzor@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

It is where the coat hangers go.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Where am I supposed to keep my CRT?

[-] tiredOfFascists@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Thread winner 😂

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn't enough space for it to circulate, it's a bit too cloying

[-] remotelove@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It doesn't take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

That's why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

This is absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows the sex before marriage lounge doubles as a gay room. It just seems like an unnecessary waste of space when they could have included an influencer studio, or erotic pottery space.

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The abortions are in the closet because that's where the wire hangers are kept.

[-] thesprongler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Every room is a gay room

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Liking that lounge area and patio.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

a b o r t i o n

[-] Declared0978@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Need a reading room for all those banned books.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Declared0978@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That does sound cozier!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

"Honey, are you in the gay room?"

"No, I'm in the abortion!"

[-] LillianVS@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The Patio smokes weed? That's pretty impressive

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I wanna hang out with that patio.

[-] Konlanx@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

That sounds like a good weekend.

[-] Redditsucks1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

handy abortion is always cool

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So.... there is no main entrance, only one bathroom that is accesed through the sex before marriage room, the gay room is like a gigantic closet and theres an ironing table on the boyfe kitchen

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe you're supposed to go through the weed smoking patio to get in and out.

Though if the patio is going to be smoking weed, it would be better to seal it off for a proper hotbox.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It absolutely makes sense that the republican think that the gay room is a closet.

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'm the estrogen lab I'm the estrogen lab! Oh I'm a lab that's made out of estrogen Estro Estro Estrogen Lab

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I ain't moving into any place without a buttsex boudoir

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dude, no. They want it for their own homes. Why do you even care?

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Where's the Testosteron lab?

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