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rat-salute America's greatest politician.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

We all say it, but he embodies the credo Be Gay, Do Crime

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

He's like all the times I said "boy I wish I sure could grift the right" he read my theory and put it to praxis.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Defrauding republican donors and giving it to onlyfans stars is absolutely praxis

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Were they male OnlyFans models, or was he definitely lying about being gay?

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There was one female onlyfans model who claimed he was a customer, but then she posted really unbelievable "receipts" so it was definitely either a joke or lying for clout. And the other big line item campaign money went to was sephora so idk if he's lying about being gay.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Say what you will about him but his skincare game is on point.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

He is soooo messy

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I cant wait for Hell of Presidents in 2043

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

i demand to know which person on onlyfans he spent this on

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://archive.is/4eUj5

Some woman named Leila Lewis alleged it recently

[-] shroobinator@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I don't want George Santos cockrating to be real.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It would also probably mean he lied about being gay? Yk what I'll take it we need more chaotic bisexual rep biderman

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Well? What was the rating? Inquiring citizens must know for transparency in government!

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

We should make a FOIA request for it.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

George Santos suspected of killing 5 FBI agents and fleeing following a failed raid over his alleged funding of Hamas

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lmao he claimed he "just recently discovered what onlyfans even was" and was "oblivious to the whole concept" of it and a reporter mocked him for it

https://nitter.net/SawyerHackett/status/1725183563358777591

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

That means there's a lot more. If everything's already out there, you're good. It can't get any worse from there. If 90% is, what's another couple news cycles? There's a lot more shit we don't know about yet. Speculate away.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Santos has his own anonymous OnlyFans where he posts no-face nudes and gay sex videos, and he used the campaign funds to subscribe to his own OnlyFans to funnel cash to himself and then he used the cash to buy more shit at Sephora. It's expensive.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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