You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.
Typical Alabama
One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.
Just send him nudes when you're single
Roll tide.
I'm so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao
Mine would be laughing their asses off... add shit like "you should've put some cream on it and a cherry ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ".
Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.
It's not hitting of it was in the family chat ๐... well, at least my family doesn't think like that ๐. It's obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat ๐.
And no, not from Alabama... my family (and myself) are just... weird I guess ๐... funny, but weird.
"Hey baby...you got a date to the family reunion yet?"
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