We used to think that fighting McDs fires was the key to good suburban health. But civic planners have recently discovered that these franchises catch fire and burn down as part of the cyclical nature of retail fast food ecology. Within a few months, you're going to see a half dozen James Cooney Islands, Five Guys Burgers, In-And-Outs, and boutique food trucks springing up throughout the neighborhood. They're going to generate a whole new biome of nascent indie fast food that will eventually re-consolidate into a Big 3 franchise over the next decade.

Ramirez! Defend the Burger Town!

Many racists thought the KKK went too far when they made that sponsorship agreement with McDonald's.

This should be an album cover

The arches are on fire

and there's no cashier at the till

And the ice cream machine is all muddied with a thousand gallons of high-fructose corn syrup

And a dark wind blows

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/golden-arches-ablaze-in-auckland-mcdonalds-fire/IL73DQYPYBCKVMAER3OVK3OCAI/

Not my nuggies!!!

Flags at half mast, comrades