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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 68 points 9 months ago

All the trust fund babies in the house just couldn't handle seeing a true rise and grinder at work every day. Made them feel inadequate. We've got 15 years max before the powers that be just make it plain illegal to be a strong male in the United States of Femerica

[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago

this is democracy manifest

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

What was his crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

Remember: If they can arrest George Santos for every financial crime ever including all the Code of Hammurabi ones and probably usury if that's still illegal, they can arrest you too.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

My favorite Santos Banger ™ was when he started Trump posting on twitter saying the deep state was coming for you, he's just in the way.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not in the way anymore smdh guess we're on our own now

[-] regul@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago

My sister put it best when she responded to this with

can't have shit in this country

no bread AND no circuses

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

George Santos was expelled today. I screamed so violently for hours that the police came to my door, but I just told them “Santos was expelled” and they understood. He was the bright light in a dark corner, the savior of America. To see him go is like losing a son, a friend, something more? I digress.

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

He should run for office in 2024.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

I can tolerate genocide and forced starvation, but I draw the line at OnlyFans and being a goofy weirdo

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago
[-] duderium@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Olympus has fallen 😔

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

santos? donezo 6 months

orange man? still at large 7 years

democracy-manifest

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

In unrelated news, they just swore in a new representative, Gorgio Santorini. He has a thick black mustache and looks oddly familiar....

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I don't know what you mean...

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Is the famous war criminal, Via Getty?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

It's very hard to say. He is a master of disguise after all.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I mean yeah it's funny but it really does show the decay of empire when it takes like 6 months to get rid of the obvious grifter. I assume he keeps his pension?

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

God I hope he does lmao

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

it's because he's a latino

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

It's been a long day, without you my friend

and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

[-] meth_dragon@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

2x speed

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Sephora stock has crashed.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] LenonLemonLenin@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

They hate to see a gay man winning

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

美国已经失去了天命

[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 9 months ago

I have full unironic respect for this man’s dedication to grifting and overall being shamelessly weird, and stealing from the great satan of course. Godspeed soldier.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Coulda had a bad bitch

[-] Dazhaoisrecruitin@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

美国工人阶级的战士最坚强了把倒了。

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

clown-to-clown-communicationclown-to-clown-conversation

U n me thinking of adjacent bits

[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

This is discrimination against the messy bitch culture.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Blue jean baby

LA lady

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Lmao what's stopping them from doing this to Rashida or something

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Is this the guy who leaves gold bars in his suits?

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