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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

This sent me down a wonderful rabbit hole.

There is a music video.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I found from that, this;

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

And it’s gloriously awkward and funny. Men old enough to have fathered me, and I’m no spring chicken today.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Magnificent, haha

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[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 4 points 1 year ago

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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this! I didn't know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And only 11k views, feels like it needs a bump lol

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

There's an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I'm sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I'd like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

[-] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

[-] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

This comment brings me so much joy 💕

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

How do you know they're womans underwear? They could be mens briefs, or speedos.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago

they are, look at those bulges!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 1 year ago

What an amazing example of the mind seeing what it wants to see

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

In the lane, my panties glistening.

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Sokath, his eyes open 😳

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago
[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I must have more context!...please

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago
[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

I wear panties instead of men's underwear and have a dick and balls. Not uncomfortable at all. Just gotta find ones that fit right (I do have some that do cause such issues on occasion)). Wouldn't consider myself a man tho.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

*walking under your mom's underwear

[-] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Netherlands strikes again.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How do you know it's in Netherlands ?

[-] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bikes, roadsigns, architecture of the buildings. It’s a guess but I think I’m right.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

I thought you were just making a joke because underwear covers the nether region.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hum, without a better look at a street sign or license plat, this could be almost anywhere is west europe.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Curiosity got the best of me. Reverse image search on google seems to indicate this was in Eislinger (Germany) in 2015.

[-] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Good for you.

"Why are there red lights on this one?"

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window... brings back memories...

[-] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

What is this actually meant to be?

[-] xbit00@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing they hung it upside down and if hung properly it would be a Christmas tree

[-] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

I turned my phone upside down and it looks nothing like a Christmas tree, hence my confusion

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Those are budgie smugglers smh

[-] Ellvix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Could've gone with 'Slay bells ring...'

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