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[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago

yea your luck modifier decreases after you get lucky, but it resets each day. just only play blackjack on high luck days and only once each day. i recommend downloading a mod to show an icon when you are having a good luck day. also carry a rabbit's foot and eat luck increasing food

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

"Did you install a mod before walking into my Casino? I can tell."

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

A rabbit foot doesn't actually increase your luck stat, but can be traded for a wallet item that permanently give +1 luck

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

dang no wonder i keep losing then

[-] axont@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

Also yes, a casino will give you a hundred billion dollars if you win enough because they are bound by the rules of the shadow games

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

if the pitboss asks you to leave after winning, you are legally allowed to shadow realm them for disrespecting the heart of the cards

[-] axont@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Marx: a coat is worth a combination of a roll of linen and the labor put into manufacture

Liberalism: the richest person on earth is worth 32 instances of hitting 21 baby

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

“The arc of history bends towards the gambler.”

-The Dark Cowboy

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I constantly say this quote to people around me as if they'd know it. It's just a good quote.

[-] luddybuddy@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Probability understander has entered the chat

[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I at first thought your profile picture was the man in the image.

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 1 year ago

I don't think this person understands how gambling, casinos or the passage of time work.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I used to work in customer support taking phone calls. I once chatted with an older bloke from somewhere in USA who claimed to have made a living playing poker, never having had a real job.

He said "You don't even have to be good at poker. You just have to be better than the people you are playing with."

Wild.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

It's true. There was a short time in the early 2000s where playing online with even a vague knowledge of stats (or a calculator) and a conservative playstyle could net you a very comfortable living.

Then the bots started. But it was fun.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

I knew a couple that did that, old hippies and math geniuses, they raised a kid and have a pretty nice house. It's basically sticking to a formula that eeks you out a bit of profit over a long period. It seems worse than working a real job to me.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

plus in most instances you get to breathe cigarette smoke the whole fucking time at the tables

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not here. The casinos are run by the government and are smoke free. They run the casinos but electricity is privatized.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Any time I find myself in a casino it's the only thing I do, I almost always win some money but I can't imagine relying on something like that for actual income. I've heard many stories of people having mental breakdowns during extended cold streaks.

Counterpoint for live poker specifically - it's incredibly cathartic taking a whole bunch of money from an obnoxious trust fund kid.

[-] FanonFan@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Yup, it's the only game at a casino where you can have positive EV (other than some rare exceptions like counting cards at blackjack and such). But you don't just have to be better than people around you, you have to be better enough to overcome the rake.

it's interesting to track the evolution of poker strategy over the decades, slowly changing from a vibe-based stylistic approach to a rigorous statistical one, then over the last few years shifting to mostly studying solvers.

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[-] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I am pretty sure "making a living playing poker" is just a way to put money laundering income on your taxes

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

poker has an element of competitive skill, and also since you're playing against other gamblers and not the house, you're not gonna get ejected for winning.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

This is even crazier than the 10,000 tomatoes guy

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

But if you lose even once, you're fucked.

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

as long as i play the games really slowly it doesn't seem that hard

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

if my back of the napkin math is correct, you have less than a 1 in a 50 million chance of winning 32 hands of blackjack in a row, and that is assuming the very very optimistic odds of 50% per hand. But really it should be lower odds than that.

[-] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

But did you take into account that there is at least 24 hours between each win?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

No. Silly me.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Isn't it roughly 1 in 4 billion chance? 1/2^32?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

you're definitely closer to correct than I was. it's whatever this number is as a percentage: 0.000000000232830643654 = (or 2.32830643654e-10)

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

No? I think you're not very good at maths. The chances are 50%, because you'll either win or lose

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okay, now do the odds of winning 1 hand 32 seperate times

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[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Just bet on literally everything possible and you'll come up rich as hell.

Disclaimer: I once applied for a job that was at a place that had a financial planning department somewhere in the building.

[-] replaceable@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

maximum blackjack bet at Bellagio (for example) is $10,000

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

They can't stop me from betting 1 billion.

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basil's luck is on your side

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Good pup Basil!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Nah the reply is pretty smart if you're a Divination Wizard with the Lucky feat, since your Portents and Luck points reset upon a long rest.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

what if i have negative net worth?

I think currently I'm sitting like -$40k or so and I'm doing better than most americans

[-] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Life pro tip: if you bet -$40k and lose, you're $40k richer

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Lmao gambling is oldest grift in the book

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

This time next month Forbes will write about me

[-] voight@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I hope you mean you're going to threaten financial assets

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I will become the best blackjack player in history

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I am become blackjack: destroyer of musk.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I love it when people think they can trick math like this “hahaha math is a sucker, it doesn’t even know that I did a statistical event detached from the statistical event I’m about to do”

[-] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Why yes, I roll my ttrpg dice multiple times between actions to prime the rng generator for a good roll.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Does anyone know the maximum return on investment in a standard blackjack hand, and the typical number of players in a round?

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Odds are a little 'noisier' , this is some clean baby theoretical stuff, also if you win like that just twice they start getting real suspicious too, no way are you making it to the full 32.

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