It’s a tough life in the salami mines.
It really does look like salami....
My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.
I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed
That’s good parenting right there
It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.
Mmm sausage party
Better than a lemon party
There are two things from the internet that I don't know what they are and I will never look them up, I'm preserving some of my innocence.
Lemon parties and
Blue waffles.
I have no idea what either of those are and I don't want to know.
You're doing good, soldier. To be honest, I've also not watched them but I know the context. You're not missing out
Looks like a milking table.
🎶 Daddy would you like some sausage. 🎵
Sausages! Sausages!
Are these sausages or stalactites?
Saucetites
Sausagetitties
Cute, have an upvote. But what am I looking at here?
Yes
I thought you found bat guano on the floor of a cave...
Aah the stalagwursts, very typical for the region!
🤤🤤🤤
Oh, THERE they grow. The more you know...
That's alotta wainers
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