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[-] Osix@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it's awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 8 months ago

I prefer a running shower but you do you.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

I will too, crying in a foetal heap, mourning over culinary mistakes.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago

More like sweating with pleasure, but you do you.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

It won't be awful, though. Pasta desserts are delicious.

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

[-] kusuriya@infosec.pub 18 points 8 months ago

Both are Italian, Ill allow it!

[-] undercrust@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Indeed, it's a fine Italian meal

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 14 points 8 months ago

You say that now but one day the gods will smite you in anger

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I tried this icecram topping sauce on chips yesterday. It was horrible. But now I know for sure

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....ooooooooooooooooooooooo...ooooooooooooooooo..ooo..oo.o.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 5 points 8 months ago
[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Feels this could work actually

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It's just carbs and a sweet sauce.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Good god man. You are talking about universal Armageddon.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Plot twist: it's not noodles, it's gagh.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

So you have chosen death...

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