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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 127 points 2 years ago
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[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

[-] the_third@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago

It is part of my sworn duty to thaw those blocks of ice.

Although I have noticed, things have become a lot less dire since we gave in and let the dog sleep at the foot end of the bed. 35kg of fur covered bio heater help.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 27 points 2 years ago

Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

[-] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago
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[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 65 points 2 years ago

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[-] ehyuman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Lmao I see it now

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[-] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 46 points 2 years ago

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

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[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

[-] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.

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[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Allowing us to laff

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

It accomplishes the text "No one:"

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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

So you the red hulk frfr

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago
[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago
[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago

Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(

[-] yannic@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Sup, babe. How's that ipo?

[-] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far

[-] chiwiu@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

[-] JPJones@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket

[-] muculent@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?

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