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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Hey, giant black trench coats make good substitutes for dysphoria hoodies

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

Well it helps maintain the anonymity when your comrade is just letting whatever bozo off the street into your cell!

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

I'm the guy in the back left tripping balls and stealing logos from paint corporations to use in our propaganda

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 years ago
[-] goose@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't say fish net communist. Don't say fishnet communist.

I'm the door communist, lotta bolts on that door, someone's gotta make sure they're properly maintained. You don't wanna go through all the rigmarole of peeking through an eye slot to ask the password and then opening the door when the correct one is given only for the latch to catch, leaving your comrade milling around on the doorstep like an awkward bugger, and the damn thing won't budge, and you ask for help but all these lazy sods have decided they have better things to do, and now you've embarrassed the whole cell in front of the new guy.

Fuck that, that's why I keep the screws tight and the bolts lubed.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in

like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

"oh so that's why I couldn't get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator... wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals"

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Look we can't all be the one with fish nets alright?

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

wdym the one, they're all wearing fishnets. It's not a uniform if you make exceptions.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Incorrect.

We are all fishnet communist on this blessed day 💅

Now, pass me a light, would you?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

I'm the guy listening to lofi numbers stations to chill and study to

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

🎶 I'm every commie - it's all in meeeeeee 🎶

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

I'm the one exposing the undeveloped film to the light bulb.

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It's developed, he's just trying to actually see it by shining a light through it.

[-] material_delinquent@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

hah, just in time to claim the fishnets

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I’m in the coat

[-] roux@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Tagging all of you damn tankies:

[-] goose@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Bunch of C-minus commies. Do better

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I'm the one in the corner trying to record an anime podcast with my fishnet-clad comrade, but they keep getting distracted by everyone else in the room WHEN WE BOOKED THE LIVING ROOM FOR RECORDING I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE RULES SO WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM DAMMIT

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I'm The Daily Worker. Dreaming of the Soviet Life.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

When we form a revolutionary group I want to operate the beep-boop communism machine that prints on ticker tape

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I’m the one sharpening their pencil while very visibly having a sensory overload (you can tell because they chose to stay in the back of the room and position themselves so their hat would block their eyes)

Oh, it’s a bomb. Whatever I guess. The only one I can claim… is the person welcoming in the du- I mean new comrade.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

when do we get our standard issue Commie Trenchcoat Spy Outfit uniforms? should i contact George Soros or does he just handle AntifaBux?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

the legends say if you manage to open 666 incognito tabs without your PC crashing, you get a free commie trenchcoat

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

George is in bankruptcy court over unpaid antifa wages.

[-] sawne128@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I'm the guy with the dynamite sticks.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

You see how that poster in the top right only has two heads instead of four?

I am every artist who has ever failed to plan their space out and said "fuck it."

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

What, you've never heard of Engels-Leninism?

[-] Sinistar@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I'm the one reviewing microfilm without a microfilm reader. My eyes are just that good.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

ugh. I'm old enough that I worked with microfiche a few times. It's probably all still there in some university basement waiting to be digitized... some day.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Im the guy in the lower left corner looking up from his theory desk only to see everyone fucking around

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] BrownMinusBlue@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

wish i knew. I'm guessing something from the 1960s or 1970s based on the art style and tropes being employed

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Definitely a Dupe. No disrespect to my local groups. I'm just kinda dumb is all.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I’m toiling away at the Acme Fur Storm next door, waiting to have my class consciousness awakened

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Lol I just realize that, you know, the awooga artists set this scene up specifically so you could get an eye full of communist thigh. A thigh-ful if you will.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Howd'you do I

See you've met my

Faithful party-cell

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

who slipped centre-left TNR in with the commie newspapers? why does Lenin have hair?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure the "We cover the earth" poster is actually Sherwin Williams, the paint company, that's their logo and motto.

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm the guy doing the film.

I'm the shadowy conrad hovering over our new friend's shoulder like an omen of death in the second frame. ☠️

Also, I'm wearing fishnets and a thong.

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