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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 66 points 10 months ago

Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Hey, giant black trench coats make good substitutes for dysphoria hoodies

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

Well it helps maintain the anonymity when your comrade is just letting whatever bozo off the street into your cell!

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

I'm the guy in the back left tripping balls and stealing logos from paint corporations to use in our propaganda

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 10 months ago
[-] goose@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't say fish net communist. Don't say fishnet communist.

I'm the door communist, lotta bolts on that door, someone's gotta make sure they're properly maintained. You don't wanna go through all the rigmarole of peeking through an eye slot to ask the password and then opening the door when the correct one is given only for the latch to catch, leaving your comrade milling around on the doorstep like an awkward bugger, and the damn thing won't budge, and you ask for help but all these lazy sods have decided they have better things to do, and now you've embarrassed the whole cell in front of the new guy.

Fuck that, that's why I keep the screws tight and the bolts lubed.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in

like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

"oh so that's why I couldn't get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator... wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals"

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Look we can't all be the one with fish nets alright?

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

wdym the one, they're all wearing fishnets. It's not a uniform if you make exceptions.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Incorrect.

We are all fishnet communist on this blessed day 💅

Now, pass me a light, would you?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I'm the guy listening to lofi numbers stations to chill and study to

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

🎶 I'm every commie - it's all in meeeeeee 🎶

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

I'm the one exposing the undeveloped film to the light bulb.

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

It's developed, he's just trying to actually see it by shining a light through it.

[-] material_delinquent@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

hah, just in time to claim the fishnets

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

I’m in the coat

[-] roux@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Tagging all of you damn tankies:

[-] goose@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Bunch of C-minus commies. Do better

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

I'm the one in the corner trying to record an anime podcast with my fishnet-clad comrade, but they keep getting distracted by everyone else in the room WHEN WE BOOKED THE LIVING ROOM FOR RECORDING I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE RULES SO WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM DAMMIT

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

I'm The Daily Worker. Dreaming of the Soviet Life.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

When we form a revolutionary group I want to operate the beep-boop communism machine that prints on ticker tape

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’m the one sharpening their pencil while very visibly having a sensory overload (you can tell because they chose to stay in the back of the room and position themselves so their hat would block their eyes)

Oh, it’s a bomb. Whatever I guess. The only one I can claim… is the person welcoming in the du- I mean new comrade.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

when do we get our standard issue Commie Trenchcoat Spy Outfit uniforms? should i contact George Soros or does he just handle AntifaBux?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

the legends say if you manage to open 666 incognito tabs without your PC crashing, you get a free commie trenchcoat

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

George is in bankruptcy court over unpaid antifa wages.

[-] sawne128@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

I'm the guy with the dynamite sticks.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

You see how that poster in the top right only has two heads instead of four?

I am every artist who has ever failed to plan their space out and said "fuck it."

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

What, you've never heard of Engels-Leninism?

[-] Sinistar@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I'm the one reviewing microfilm without a microfilm reader. My eyes are just that good.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

ugh. I'm old enough that I worked with microfiche a few times. It's probably all still there in some university basement waiting to be digitized... some day.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Im the guy in the lower left corner looking up from his theory desk only to see everyone fucking around

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] BrownMinusBlue@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

wish i knew. I'm guessing something from the 1960s or 1970s based on the art style and tropes being employed

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Definitely a Dupe. No disrespect to my local groups. I'm just kinda dumb is all.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I’m toiling away at the Acme Fur Storm next door, waiting to have my class consciousness awakened

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Lol I just realize that, you know, the awooga artists set this scene up specifically so you could get an eye full of communist thigh. A thigh-ful if you will.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Howd'you do I

See you've met my

Faithful party-cell

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

who slipped centre-left TNR in with the commie newspapers? why does Lenin have hair?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure the "We cover the earth" poster is actually Sherwin Williams, the paint company, that's their logo and motto.

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I'm the guy doing the film.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I'm the shadowy conrad hovering over our new friend's shoulder like an omen of death in the second frame. ☠️

Also, I'm wearing fishnets and a thong.

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