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[-] esc27@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 28 points 2 years ago

I hear they even make a gluten free version...

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] esc27@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Yes, but it is not organic.

[-] Express_pickle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

But is there an organic version?

[-] TeckFire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

dehydrated piss has entered the chat

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

Dehydrated water is great if you're going on a trip through a desert wilderness, carry some of it with you. You never know when you'll need it.

Just add water, to fill the whole can up, and voila, you've got instant water! It's amazing. : 0

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like

https://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/fruitflavoredbeveragemix5x5sugaraspbevmix.htm

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 8 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 2 years ago

Depends on whether it's spring water or distilled.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago

Spring water... Now I'm imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago
[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Huh, now that you mention it I'm sure that exists.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

mmm... limescale, so tasty.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hydrohomies would be mad

[-] Agility0971@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

*stirr untill fully evaporated

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