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[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 99 points 2 years ago

virgin "outdooor hotel" fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago

Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness

[-] j_roby@slrpnk.net 86 points 2 years ago

Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 31 points 2 years ago

What happens next will SHOCK you

[-] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

A lightning strike?

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 31 points 2 years ago

Pfft, shelter? That's for poor people!

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 46 points 2 years ago

That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 2 years ago

That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

That is indeed the joke.

[-] ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.

[-] tissek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 years ago

Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago

Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This would only be cool if you're somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won't ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

I'd just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.

[-] onion@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

You could have walls but no roof

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

To make it even crazier, you could have a roof that is transparent and you could open. Tada you get as much outdoor as you want, without being soaked wet by the thunderstorm.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

A greenhouse? Sounds fun in summer.

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[-] FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago

That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.

[-] iso@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

Swiss here, no it isn't. Here's a (german) overview of a few "openair hotels": https://www.stilpalast.ch/travel/specials/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Wild animals: It's free ~~real estate~~ dinner.

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Too many wind-blowable things in that "room".

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Exactly. This would only work in a dry summer.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

There's a solid foundation for this idea but I still don't see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 20 points 2 years ago

Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter

Whew, we've come quite far.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?

Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?

Sign me the fuck up.

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

Until it rains... or storms... or there is thunder or snails or dogs barking or whatever. Hell no "-"

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Or something poops on your face.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would have to imagine they have something in place for when it rains, thunder (without rain) would be awesome, you're in the mountains with few neighbours so wouldn't worry about dogs barking, and if you're worried about snails you could put some salt down I guess.

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[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 6 points 2 years ago

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is...

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That doesn't seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn't even know you got bit until it's too late.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

I'd be more worried about the weather.

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[-] HerrLewakaas@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Done that for free

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

You wouldn’t even get the bed for a million pounds in central London.

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