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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 59 points 9 months ago

Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.

[-] n0m4n@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You make that sound like a bad thing.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Giant cheese skateboard.

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago

But what about second breakfast?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

That's what the banana is for.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

No that’s a butt banana.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

People can spice how they choose, stop shaming them for it.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It has dual use.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago

I wonder how much cows milk was compressed into this cheddar .7z file.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

It takes one gallon of milk to make one pound of cheese. So about 4000 gallons of milk.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

That must be one exhausted cow.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 9 months ago

What the waiter is gonna have to roll up with for me to say stop

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Finally, the big cheese.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How fascinated would a lady be if I gave this to her?

[-] treesapx@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

How do you think Kelce Landed Taylor?

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I believe in that quantity it's spelled and pronounced "cheddah"...

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

My dog would probably eat it in about 30 seconds.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

What kind of dog do you have that can devour 2 tons of anything in 30 seconds?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Do dogs tolerate cheddar well?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Probably not. But she still goes crazy for it. We don't give her a lot. But I do know how quickly she eats things.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Now I'm curious about the density of cheese.

477 kg/m3 (water is 1000 kg/m3 for ref)

30lb/ft3

[-] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Those are called plantains.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 7 points 9 months ago

“Something big is happening with cheddar cheese”

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Eh, that's a lot of cheddar! 🫰🫰🫰

[-] Whatevster@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago
[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I needed this

[-] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago
[-] rushaction@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Stamped with a Wisconsin logo, yep that fits.

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Oh good lunch is here

[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i'm in this photo and i like it

[-] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Guys, the cheese, go get it!

[-] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

"it's a cylinder"

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I found myself pondering in the supermarket today whether I should buy a small block of cheddar

[-] Cerise_W@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's gotta be a whole new cheese tax bracket!

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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