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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My cousin went on and on during 2020 about police racism and inequality. Now she’s dating a guy who works at Lockheed lol. What’s even more ironic is that she’s a nurse.

[-] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 80 points 2 years ago

Nurses come in three political pillars: liberal drunk, anarcho unionist, and conservative conspiracy theorist who makes up new conspiracies when you simply ask how their day was

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

It reminds me of the documentary about a group of radical feminists in the 1900s. One of them became a communist activist, one of them became a liberal activist, and the last one became a fascist activist lol

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

three radical feminists walk into a bar

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are you sure you're not talking about the Mitford sisters?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I might be. I don’t remember if the documentary was about British or American feminism

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Tagline pls

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I mean, I know a PA who's an anarcho-drunk unionist.

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

:pat-the-bunny:

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Is she a wears-a-respirator type nurse, or an I-don't-care-if-I-kill-my-patients-by-giving-them-covid nurse?

Given rhat she's dating an accomplice to mass murder I'd guess the latter

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

Once the rockets go up

Who cares where they come down?

"That's not my department"

Thinks this fucking clown.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago

"But it's fine when I do it for money"

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

In the minds of war criminals, enemies of the empire have no souls.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

Hitler was a vegetarian who loved puppies

[-] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

he was vegetarian because he had like fucked up gastrointestinal issues, not because he particularly cared for the lives of animals or anything

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Just a smol bean amateur painter with tummy issues

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

His shtummy hurt 😔

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I wonder how much of it was actually GI issues and how much of it was being on a substance that made people extraordinarily constipated and another that makes you push everything out anyways.

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Just imagine the devastation if he wasn’t constantly pooping.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago
[-] RION@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She north on my rup till I grum, man

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She Lock on my heed til I Mart-

Yeah I can't get that right...

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Except for the Northrup Grumman part, basically me. I literally won't hurt a fly, and I won't even put indoor spiders outside (they die real quick out there). The only real justification for hurting someone is in self-defense, but repellents mostly keep that from being an issue with animals.

Also, I prefer to avoid justifying it with "soul" or whatever, because then people will argue that everything has a soul.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Except for the Northrup Grumman part, basically me.

so you work for Raytheon? [drum sting]

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Wait I thought we all worked for the GRU?

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

, because then people will argue that everything has a soul.

Or that nothing does

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What do you do with indoor spiders then? Slowly amass them into a sizeable horde, which you then unleash on meddling children?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Arachnocommunism

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago
[-] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I listened to an employee at lockheed martin talk about how he makes a conscious effort to avoid violence in common language, "rather than 'bullet point', i say 'list item'"

[-] gramathy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Or throw Grumman, known for making domestic delivery vehicles (the USPS’ LLV) and international delivery vehicles (the B-2 bomber)

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Perhaps the most efficient way to protect the souls of the innocent animals (hah) is to kill off your fellow humans?

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