"But who will put a boot in ther asses now?!"
PS Holy shit I kinda forgot how wild the W. Bush era was. How is that song/music video not a parody? 
Military-Industrial Country.
Now I’m trying to imagine what a mashup of country music and Laibach would sound like.
you really can't parody america
i wonder how many people didn't get the joke part of that southpark puppet movie
I am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Vaxxed?
Fuck this guy. Rest in piss. Everyone at work today is crying and playing his music and I wanna throw up.
Half of his songs are about how American genocide is good. The other half are about being an alcoholic. He spent his life catering and pandering to the American police state and endorsing any/all acts of American military genocide. I hope he's in hell.
The other half are about being an alcoholic.
Yet everyone here loves Robery Kurvits who made a whole game about being an alcoholic
life put a boot in his ass
is this the racist one?
he was a patriotic pro-military centrist chud who played at Trump's inauguration
so about as racist as the average lib which is to say, very racist
I don't remember if he was explicitly racist but he definitely stoked shit with his post-911 songs.
You can say that about all pop country artists and have a pretty good chance at being right
Taken too late
He died after the COVID vaccine came out. Coincidence?
He has done irreversible and irreparable damage to country music. Dude wrote the damn OST to the war on terror.
DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME???????
Fuck I'm glad I don't work somewhere that plays country music anymore, I can't stand pop country it's like driving nails into my ears
they are big boys who like cosplaying as tough boys
Every song is about beer, trucks, guns, conservative christianity, and white nationalism. It's advertised "for country boys yeehaw" and the average listener has never taken their lifted extended cab duelly off pavement in their life, let alone put anything in the bed aside from the weekly Costco run
Toby Keith's restaurant chain is being renamed in light of his death
Instead of being Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill, they will now be known as Toby Keith's Ladder to Heaven (9/11, 9/11)
How do you like me now?
A lot, actually.
One less asshole
Writer of classic songs like "my damn wife won't stop talking" and "the McDonald's coffee burn victim deserved it". How will we ever recover from this loss 
Dead solo cup 
New public urinal just dropped.
cool
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