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archive.today • Special counsel: No charges for Biden in classified documents probe - The Washington Post

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[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/special-counsel-says-evidence-biden-willfully-retained-disclosed-class-rcna96666

"He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended ('if it was 2013 — when did I stop being Vice President?'), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began ('in 2009, am I still Vice President?')," the report said.

Biden also had difficulty remembering the timing of his son Beau's death, as well as a debate about Afghanistan.

"He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died," the report said.

It's just a stutter

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

"He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died," the report said.

Yeesh. And it's not as if he hated his son and never mentioned him. Beau's service and his death is huge Biden talking point.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

yeah, it's like the inflection point of his entire political career.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

"I remember the day my son Beau died just like it was yesterday. I remember it all. It was 9/11 because the tickertape parade for the Apollo astronauts had ended and I had just hung up the phone after talking to FDR on the teley-phone about the Cuban Missile crisis..."

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Best president since FDR and he's doing it with one lobe tied behind his back, too!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Oh but when I say give Mr. Magoo the dementia test suddenly I'm the bad guy.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Check out the new screengrab - it's even better.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

It gets even worse lmao

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

If I had an unbanned r/politics reddit account - I could look forward to that sub's redditors getting that account banned too. They'd attack me like angry hornets because I had the chutzpah to point out that Biden already had a "significantly limited" memory seven years ago in 20-fucking-17.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

i-told-you-dog : I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE DOCUMENTS DOG

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

A tweet

everything fucking sucks. i can't believe biden and trump are the two choices.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Right-wing media will just love this...

Photos of Biden's classified docs in Hur report: "Among the places Mr. Biden's lawyers found classified documents in the garage was a damaged, opened box containing numerous hanging folders, file folders, and binders. The box...was in a mangled state,"

Nitter

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Literally the only thing they have to do is not let the senile old puppet leave boxes of documents lying around exactly like Trump and they couldn't get their shit together to do even that much

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 9 months ago

Why do those photos look like they were taken on a camera from the 70s? FBI budget must be shit these days

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Time stands still in Biden's house

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

This is how the lich is cheating death.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

This looks like a poorly lit area, so they're using a camera flash or another point source near the camera to take these photos.

Flash photography has largely become a thing of the past because cameras have gotten so much better in low-light. This is because the reason old photos look so shitty is mostly due to the proximity of the light source to the lens.

[-] facow@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

That garage is an abomination

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

no joke. it bothers the shit out of me which idle, rich people are fuckin' slobs. that dump looks like it is the area vector for hantavirus.

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

If he wasn't a powerful ghoul it would almost be endearing. Like, it looks exactly like my shitty garage. But I don't have shitloads of money and the fucking nuclear codes

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

trump-drenched What, no chandelier?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

"Who keeps their classified docs in a stinky, smelly garage that's probably filled with garbage? Low class Joe Biden - that's who."

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

hillary-disgust

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They already are so out of plausible propaganda that they literally go for the Nicholas II defense route "No, he wasn't bloody tyrant, he was just incompetent and somewhat stupid, but his kids* liked him"

*His wife and kids prefer to hang with Rasputin