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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

sadly one has dementia and the other has a 100 word vocabulary

[-] Dieinahole@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Well fuck it, I'm voting for taylor swift

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Ok genuine question, is she eligible? She's 34 right now, and you have to be 35 to be president. She'll be 34 still at the election in November, but will turn 35 before next year's inauguration date.

What specifically is the required cut-off, constitutionally speaking?

[-] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

I believe you only need only be 35 by inauguration day (i am not a lawyer, but I did talk to my dad about this and he is so like choose how big a grain of salt you wanna take this with)

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Huh, people still give a shit what the Constitution says? News to me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Compadres, I say we just elect whoever finds the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Sir, we found the Jade Monkey, it was in the glove compartment.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And the road maps? And signal flares?

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Bold of you to assume trump can read

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

At least you're in the right place

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Not true. Congress has older people in it!

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