Another hilariously unbelievable conservative name. This mf is really named “McClanahan” and in the KKK
despite his affiliation with the Ku Klux Klan, which fundamentally contradicts our party's values and platform
why do all these white supremacists keep joining my party?
doesn't he know that the klan was started by democrats???
My Brain: Don't say it.
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GinAndJuche
This username has won the "greatest username ever" award. Congrats.
I appreciate the compliment, but there are some really good ones that are more original. Some really great philosopher puns I haven’t seen anywhere else
Qui-Gon Juche
If only he had lived he could have raised anakin to be a communist
Yeah, Obi-Wan meant well, but he was barely at the rank of Commissar!
Makes sense, political officers defend the revolutionary character and Obi was a master of form 3
This is an insult to @Vladimir_Lentil@hexbear.net
20 yards of Lentils...
...or something.
Look, idk
You right. I change my mind.
Pwease fowgive me, comwade Wentiw🥺🥺🥺
This is an insult to me.
Yes, but I'm the greatest dwarf planet.
...Can I still be the great dwarf planet?
Braces for answer.
Well, since you asked nicely, sure. Dwarf planets aside, Uranus is the greatest planet.
Well, the doctor thinks so.
real
McKKKlanahan
GOP like: Look you got the spirit but the optics are bad so that's a hard no.
smh look at what this country has come to. Even the Republicans have gone woke
You can't even be a proud Klanmember in this country anymore.
Missed opportunity for the GOP to bring up that the democrats created the KKK and supported the confederacy and cause infighting among the voters who are pro confederate and the ones who think democrats invented racism
Oops, someone broke the masquerade
GOP are getting worse, my God...
Someone alert the veiled prophet
*inhales*
MkKklanahan
Lmao
MKKKKKKlanahan, please.
Missouri GOP
KKK contradicts with our party's value
You're in Missouri, most of the state populace agrees with the KKK on literally everything (not that it's much different from any other state tbh).
Watch a sporting event and see how hard the white boomers struggle not to bust out a racial epithet every time a black player does something
everyone here tells me to stop calling for a genocide on white americans bbut when they do shit like this how can I not
Now the party will have to choose which of the runners-up to nominate: Mike Whitesonly or Timothy O'Hatecrime
despite
MCCLANAHAN?!??!?? HAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHAHAH
Missouri GOP keeps whittling down it's own membership until it's just one guy yelling about being the one true conservative.
Can you say:
McKKKlanahan!?
"This guy has become a public liability for us. We are committed to replacing him with a different, more polo-shirted kind of fascist who's presence only aggros 50% of wildlife"
Is this nominative determinism?
What can we say? Namecheck passed with flying ~~colors~~ whiteness.
Just dont let anybody who pronounces part of their name "thuh thoyd" and you'll eliminate like 80% of cases like this.
So Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" “Diamond Joe” Quimby isn’t eligible for presidency?
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