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Beany Tuesday makes funny comics. Like a Kelly that doesn't support genocide

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

Like a Kelly that doesn't support genocide

Oh god no what

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

The guy behind the Kelly comics made some dumbass anti-ceasefire comic shortly after october 7th or something, I don't really remember it any more. It was a hyperbolic way of saying the Kelly guy is a dingus on Israel-Palestine

He's a dingus on every issue. He's full blue maga.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

I know his actual opinions typically suck ass but I wasn't aware he was that far down the blue MAGA pipeline.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Palestine*

*latest fad

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

They created holden-bloodfeast, therefore they hold a special place in my heart

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

By the way, have you seen the 2020 ones?

I'm 75% positive they post here

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Liberty Bud

Hindu Nationalist

Actually made me laugh out loud.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Such a good joke

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

I hope so, i just fell in love

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

"Absolutely not" - Beany Tuesday

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

The Hillary one reads like a boss fight intro

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

That whole gallery was fantastic. Wish we had all of them

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

We could really use Jilliam Drilnt and Numbers Fuckstein ones

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Every day a new treasure reveals itself to me

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

"Pope Gayis"

First of all, really great stuff there. The right is getting better at comedy etc.

Second, there are few things funnier than catholics denouncing the pope and not realizing they are, literally by their own lore, sacriligous.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Nobody hates the Pope more than Catholics.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Can someone please get me tickets to that Michael Shit concert it looks sick

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Just go to any brunch place

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Was brunch ever anything more than an excuse to get drunk immediately after church?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Yeah, an excuse to do it instead of church

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I'm confused, is this a comic that imitates a typical cracker tweet thread?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

You got it. Made by the same comic that gave us holden-bloodfeast norm-respectable

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Trad infighting fash-infighting

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I did the thing where I spent an hour scrolling their whole feed, good stuff

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

are these screenshots from a BOOX/supernote/ReMarkable?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No it's from a cartoon.
edit: same person who made

https://twitter.com/beanytuesday

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Personally I'm split between Sexx Tricker, Dresden Norris and Dylan Sled for my vote. Norris is obviously the best candidate, but I feel like Sled is more electable. However Sexx Tricker is a true outsider and that's something we might do good with

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Am I supposed to know what a filibuster is? Sounds made uo

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I fili er till she bust

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 8 months ago
[-] OCRBot@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Image 2 text2018 Candidates of Note SEGA Dylan Sled (D) Pennsylvania -Unemployed college dropout -Heard about UBI on a podcast and went "oh what sick" -Free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda -Vastly more qualified than 99% of congress Dresden Norris (l) Washington -Spends 5 hours a day on twitter -Vows to have the rest of congress executed if elected -Encyclopedic knowledge of foreign policy but doesn't know what a filibuster is Skum Shitt (R) N. Carolina -Nazi Norm Respectable (R) Montana -Nazi
Image 1 textMidterm elections are coming up! Keep your eyes on these rising stars! 2018 Election Candidates of Note Wiezel Snrat (R) New York -Principled lawyer -Main principle is to only defend rapists Stewart Paul (R) Ohio -Libertarian, but also wants to use taxpayer money to find and kill his ex-wife Jilliam Drilnt (D) California -Founder of a startup that sends underprivileged youth to fight in the IDF Numbers Fuckstein (D) Maryland -Just wants to fuck around with tax credits and shit to see what happens
Image 3 text2018 Candidates of Note Dorian Salazar-O'Malley (D) Michigan -Community organizer -Highly unusual candidate; exhibits qualities of a member of the fabled 'White Working Class' but isn't white -FiveThirtyEight.com rates him 'most likely to end up mysteriously dead a week before the election Holden Bloodfeast (R) lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan Sexx Tricker (1) Florida -Oh my god is that his real name -Holy shit elect him -Hahaha what the fuck is going on Hillary (D) who cares -Awww cmon not again -Only lost the election because her controller was broken -Third times the charm

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[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Oh shit neato

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

No, are you telling me Kelly supports Israel?!

This is devastating news...

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Look at my working class, dawg. We’re never getting a revolution.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Wait, is this artist's name inspired by this old as fuck podcast bit?

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

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