lotion on nightstand
for $1000 you can live in my jerking off room.
Gooning chamber for rent, never jizzed
"Oh, you're early for check in! Don't mind me, I was just cranking my hog in the bed you're about to rent. Put 'er here... oh that's a clean wet... i promise."
Money bags over here has a room just for choking the chicken. Lotion too!
I found a Craigslist ad several years back where they stated that they liked to jack it in the living room watching porn on the big TV and sometimes left cum rags laying around. Apparently this had caused tension with previous roommates so he felt inclined to mention this was something you needed to be ok with.
What can't a fella crank it to 4k dogfart in the living room without upsetting the morality police?
good for them getting consent
i bet they found a perfect roommate who wasn't you
masturbatorium
The ideal rental situation if you need to charge your crystal fast.
The mirror makes the room look bigger! 
hello prospective tenant! rent my room— it's superficially plausible, but actually wrong
Spicious room
The room repels bears
Idgi, whats the issue? Its tiled, which is weird unless it's someplace warm, but otherwise? Maybe the mobile version cuts off some of the picture, because I can't see any details like price or location
they spelled spacious wrong. Specious is a word that describes something that seems right but actually isn't true. Like "a specious argument"
Oh, thats funny. Thank you
Speciesist room for rent. No Homo Neanderthalensis allowed. Denisovan hominids allowed on a case by case basis.
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