Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

She's a man eater.

Zorak approved

This was actually the inspiration for some art I got, the initial idea being that the person wished for an ideal girlfriend and ended up with an insect lady who was objectively beautiful but extremely awkward to look at. It came as a result of me looking into what people considered attractive and noticing that every single trait that could be applied to a bug (because they sure as hell aren't getting "intelligent") did.

Now i'm bug-pilled. The future is going to be made up of insect-people.

“She had six strong legs and it frightened me. She had insect eyes but I could still see that the look she gave him you give to me.”

So hot.

Will eat you after you blow your load

Wikipedia:
To mate
following courtship,
the male usually leaps onto the female's back,
clasping her thorax and wing bases
with his forelegs.
He then arches his abdomen
to deposit and store sperm
in a special chamber near the tip of the female's abdomen.
The female lays between 10 and 400 eggs,
depending on the species. Eggs are typically deposited in a froth mass-produced by glands
in the abdomen.
This froth hardens,
creating a protective capsule,
which together with the egg mass
is called an ootheca.

Her milk shake brings all the bugs to her arms.

Skinny legs? Is that a thing people want?

✅ Flesh-rending claws

I don't like huge butts, like the bbl. It's gross

All fine but I don’t like big butts.

You know how 3d glasses make anyone 3000x times more attractive? Well guess what, they can wear 3d glasses too.

skinny legs aint sexy when paired with a big butt