"Buy more oil!" says guy who sells oil

who the actual fuck considers this to be meaningful journalism

looks like it's plan B then, phasing out oil executives instead

“In the real world, the current transition strategy is visibly failing on most fronts as it collides with five hard realities,”

He then counts each of his fingers as he forms them into a fist.

"And if anyone else tries to save the habitability of the planet at the expense of MY MONEY they're going to continue colliding until they learn their lesson. Capisce?"

Horse breeder says cars are just a fad and aren't practical.

Someone should put a funnel into this guy's mouth and pour some oil in, see how much he loves the oil

The president of the leopard eating faces party would like to remind us all that wearing any kind of protective mask or helmet has been proven to be ineffective, and that he really really doesn't like it when people wear them.

Man who is deeply invested in a thing not happening says “thing won’t happen”

I fail to see how this is news. Of course a CEO would say this. Did they pay CNBC to run this newsvertisement?

It’s only fiction until it’s not. But fantasy? Dude needs to learn the difference between sci fi and fantasy. Everybody has to lump those together like they’re the same thing.

I hope one day he finds his homes, assets, possessions, vehicles and loved ones covered in a thick layer of crude oil that cannot be removed.

Who could have predicted this?!

Also I thought they were supposedly diversifying into solar?

Ok so we just do societal collapse when we run out of oil?

"Beelzebub Lord of Flies asks: 'Has anyone come up with a good reason why we should not burn in a Hell of our own making?'"

despite the world investing more than $9.5 trillion

The US spends that much on fossil fuels and adjacent industries every 2 years.