Oh the one hand: "kitchen fire" makes it sound like like an unserious stovetop mishap vs a fire that happened to manifest in the kitchen after a lightning strike. Pretty disingenuous but it's NYPost so not surprised
On the other: Whinging about how you nearly lost your classic sports car in a fire to people whose lives have been at worst destroyed or at best irrevocably altered is not a good look Brandon. Not doing much to beat the "out of touch Dem" allegations
As well as lying about almost losing his wife, to a crowd that may well contain people who just lost loved ones
Me explaining to a shooting survivor who lost friends that my buddy got shot in a COD match right in front of me and it's basically the same thing
i'm convinced we could be getting Trump-level gems regularly if it weren't for those little fuckin shithead aides.
If you don't clap, you ain't Hawaiian.
In high school I had a really shitty week where all of my pets died, my adoptive father almost died, and our house burnt down
My AP bio teacher tried "comforting" me by saying "I'm buying a house right now so I know what you're going through" it was so tone deaf I couldn't even say anything
She also very unfortunately experienced 2 miscarriages that year and I get why she didn't want to share that with me but like why compare being homeless and grieving to...buying a house????
She really thought the main problem with your house burning down was having to deal with a realtor lol
Not anywhere on the same level, but after I proposed to my wife, I told some people at work and all the divorced shitheads (there were a lot) were all like "haw haw haw good luck" 
And were they right? Or were they just a bunch of losers too emotionally immature to maintain a marriage? I’m guessing the latter. Fucking men.
One is divorced and has a few DV charges, the other I later found out was a horrible, racist sex pest. There were 5 people on the sex offender registry all working at the same time at one point while I was there. There were only like 20 people in the building at any given time.
I know "good luck" usually is said in jest, but I'm having incredible luck being married to her. Best decision I, or we ever made
Hey he actually showed up this time!
shit, it's Maui. if my work floated the idea of sending me to Maui, I'm not gonna be trying to weasel out of it.
"lets go Brandon? Okay, where is he going?"
i guess we found out
Regardless of the content of the article:
"as protesters demand prez leave"? C'mon NY post. Is there a headline character limit that you need to change?
They like to pretend people still read print media and need to make headlines fit.
Just replace contagion with conflagration and this still works
Always angers me that Hawaii is a us state
I honestly try not to think about it 
Some day it won't be, we all can look forward to that
The us Military will murder every single one of us before it gives up that strategic position.
They use it and other islands to justify owning like the entire surface of the earth over oceans
Street Corn was a bad food. 
man, Biden could've had a real good statement here if only Maui succumbed to cancer or was in a tragic car accident.
Can you post this as an archived link?
Potential meme?
Joe, these fires have killed more than 100 people. Cool year of car though. I hear '67 cars were great
But does he have triples?
I don't live in a hotel folks
Their "big water, ocean water"
Our "little lake…not a lake, a big pond"
The NYPost doing fact checking of the president is very ironic, very funny
lmao. As I read the headline, even though it's Biden, the abstract idea of an old man trying to console people and being told to fuck off still made me feel bad. I imagined some grandfatherly figure bereft of words, feeling helpless, just saying in a quiet voice "ok" as he shuffles away.
Smh so much for being the griever in chief, Christmancels stay losing.
I know! I really liked that narrative. I'm starting to suspect he wasn't making "mourning face", I think he was just nodding off.
My cat makes the same face as Joe Biden when he's falling asleep on his loaf form.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
"I had a fire once, fire is hot isn't it? Golly."
comparing a tsunami to that time he filled the bath too much and water spilt over the side making the floor slippy.
Please, please don't compare a domestic incident to a natural disaster... they are both bad but someone tasked with leading a country should know it's a very short-sighted and inconsiderate comparison.
Just visit the place and provide relief aid where it's most needed 🤷♂️
He forgot to mention that one time he travelled to the centre of our solar system in a ship carrying a bomb that was designed to kickstart our sun's core before it died and wiped out all life.
That was warm.
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